Fixed Pants™ Posted January 15, 2008 Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 OO that reminds me.One of the more embarrassing moments; my first and only clipped in fall on my road bike, toppled over at some lights trackstanding and i felt like a left AND right tit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munkee Posted January 15, 2008 Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 Heres my fake moment:i masturbated over a picture of ben lee and he walked in on me doing it... but i still carried onHeres my real moment:i pulled my cock out my girlfriends arse and she farted, i laughed so hard i farted at the same time and nearly followed through was embarrasing for both of us to be honest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted January 15, 2008 Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bendee Posted January 15, 2008 Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 Heres my fake moment:i masturbated over a picture of ben lee and he walked in on me doing it... but i still carried onthat wasnt a picture i was just really still Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0zzy Posted January 15, 2008 Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 this didnt happen to me but to a boy and girl in my school.they mitched our science lesson and went and shaged in the girls toilets in the 6th form block, after they had shaged he started licking her out and a 6th former walked in and screamed and went to go get a teacher the boy ran off with his trousers and boxers round his ankles with blood on his t-shirt, they got put in the headmasters office and have been excluded no one noes if there coming back this happened a few days before we broke up for christmas holidays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted January 15, 2008 Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 Heres my real moment:i pulled my cock out my girlfriends arse and she farted, i laughed so hard i farted at the same time and nearly followed through was embarrasing for both of us to be honestlmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munkee Posted January 15, 2008 Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 HAHAHAHA LMFAO!! That made me laugh out loud..wether it's true or not, it made me chukkle.seriously, ive had some f**kin amazingly funny moments with my ex, i wudnt lie about it at all it was genuinly funny ill tell you all about my other moment with her when she decided shooting my load on her tits with the lights out was a good idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmowerman Posted January 15, 2008 Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 I went to shoot my load in the missus' mouth but she moved and it went up her nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted January 15, 2008 Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 I went to shoot my load in the missus' mouth but she moved and it went up her nose.haha similar moment, mine was more on her nose than inside though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmowerman Posted January 15, 2008 Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 I full on plugged a nostril and shot the whole lot up there, was well funny haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted January 15, 2008 Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 did it come out her ears? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted January 15, 2008 Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 Christ guys, I've just eaten Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_ Posted January 15, 2008 Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 (edited) Not being able to shoot with my ex. In my defence it was in a park (yes I felt like a proper pikey but meh) in like 1 degree tempratures, her hand was f**king freezing n all. Its the only time. ever. Was abit crap having to like put it away. had to go home and have a wank.Or when I walked across the landing nob in hand to clean up after a porn sesh looked down the stairs, mums staring back up at me. Never had a more akward dinner in my life. Edited January 15, 2008 by Tom_ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munkee Posted January 15, 2008 Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 i had to fake with my ex.. prolly about 4 or 5 times. Excuse? sex 8 times a day .. i dont find it embarrasing though persay.. it makes people piss themselves when i tell them though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_ Posted January 15, 2008 Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 i had to fake with my ex.. prolly about 4 or 5 times. Excuse? sex 8 times a day .. i dont find it embarrasing though persay.. it makes people piss themselves when i tell them thoughThat I wouldnt mind though, I can manage 5 in a day and thats about it even then number 5 isnt exactly great. But like this was the first time that day. Infact it might have been first time in 2 days :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.E.A.U Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 Hmmm this is tough ive had a few moments.Erm one was i went to stoke to my mates uni house party and i pulled this 19 year old i was 16 or 17 at time. She took me to hers and im not being big headed or anything I ragged the living shit out of her I f**ked her so long she tried to walk and couldn’t. After that i found out her house mate was like gay as f**k and he saw me walking bout her room naked and saw me f**k her. Then make it worse i had a shower and she said no one was in so I walked back to her room naked because i left the towel there n thought f**k it instead of making her come down ill walk up. There he was in the living room as i come out because it was down stairs i walked past bare naked he just stared at me smiled told her he liked me and well i just felt like being shot lol. That was pretty funny to though. I played danger wank and it didn’t go well. I thought It was just my mom in ( guys that don’t know danger wank. Start popping one off until its like really nice then shout mom and try and come clean up before she gets there) Didn’t know my little sister wasn’t at school she walked in as I shot the good stuff and said to my mom my cock has problems. Omfg i just run off had no idea what to say at all. Also played a game. Called moose right get the girl in doggy and f**k her every so often put ur hands to your head like antlers and shout moose then carry on see how many times you can do it until she realises. I did it like 4 times and her mom shouted why the f**k are you shouting moose beau and started to come up stairs and I couldn’t find my trousers reason is I didn’t have trousers did i i forgot i had my fox shorts on so i was just like there lol.Cant think of any more. Give me some time lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavyn. Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 you have danger wanks then shout your mum? that would put me off big time. accidental snowballage never f**k someone who you can't speak's language you don't know what they'll do to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew_Gibson Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 I went to shoot my load in the missus' mouth but she moved and it went up her nose.Done the same but shot in her eye! Told her Mum she poked her self in the eye as it was red for about an hour! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 i had to fake with my ex.. prolly about 4 or 5 times. Excuse? sex 8 times a day .. i dont find it embarrasing though persay.. it makes people piss themselves when i tell them thoughJust bash it out an jack it off if you last longer than the girl hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Sheehan! Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 One was probably at butlins bognor regis, everyone was drunk so we decided to run around the site in our boxers - only problem was we left the keycard in the room! Had to all go to helpdesk in nothing but boxers lmao was so cold, and then some old proper minging women were like WAHEYYY! suprised we didnt get kicked out! Great laughs though got a few more to tell, cba for now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Quigley Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 Just bash it out an jack it off if you last longer than the girl hahahahaThink you missed the point......................Nothing but air left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B.E.A.U Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 you have danger wanks then shout your mum? that would put me off big time. accidental snowballage never f**k someone who you can't speak's language you don't know what they'll do to you.thats the whole point to see if you get cought Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 Why would you want to get caught by your Mum wanking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_ Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 This confuses me. I always thought a danger wank was when people were around, so there was a chance they may walk in. But to actually call them and risk your mum, fairly inevitably walking in to watch you shoot/wipe cum off your penis. Pretty wrong really, I dunno I guess it all depends what your into Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 Not really embarrassing, just stupid..I was putting some washing on, put all the clothes in and got one of those washing tabs from the cupboard, took the wrapping off and noticed it felt really spongey. So, I squeezed it and it exploded into a million peices. It went into my mouth, nose and eyes...it hurt like a bitch. I went down to the floor holding my face and screaming. No one was home at the time. I was completely blind and had to feel around for the sink to wash my face.Anyway, I found it eventually. Washed my eyes and face which caused a reaction with the dust...and so, the pain was magnified. After about half an hour it stopped hurting a bit. I was blind for about an hour; I got my vision back and went to look in the mirror and my eyes were red (even my eyeballs!).Anyways, I went to read the pack and it said;'If contact with eyes, wash with sterile water and seek medical advice immediately' - which I didn't, but it's alright now And also 'DO NOT SQUEEZE!'.A harsh lesson learnt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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