Token Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 Forward to me please?No.How the feck did you explain that?Firstly I destroyed my ringpiece with a chair leg as punishment, to teach myself never to make the same mistake again, then I text her saying that I shouldnt of sent that to her an said sorry. She was cool, shes probably done the same thing when she was shagging around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 No.Firstly I destroyed my ringpiece with a chair leg as punishment, to teach myself never to make the same mistake again, then I text her saying that I shouldnt of sent that to her an said sorry. She was cool, shes probably done the same thing when she was shagging around.Stealing a quote off one of my texts bitch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Token Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 (edited) Stealing a quote off one of my texts bitch?Everyone knows the sorta stuff you text me now. :$edit: im not gay. promise.edit: okay im pretty embarassed that Fish texts me dirty stuff, and everyone knows now. Edited January 13, 2008 by Scopse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 Ah, erm... Shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 Fish and Mat both send me dirty texts.It's natural for boys our age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted January 14, 2008 Report Share Posted January 14, 2008 Was playing naughty with an ex of mine, and it would have been my 1st time... then things went soft:(worst day ever.At my old high school we used to have a huge wall that ran all the way around the class rooms outside, was only about 2 foot high, but it was in full view of about 10 FULL classrooms, i was a 1st year and i was running along it during lesson time on the way to the toilet, and i just well and truley bailed and landed on my face in front of alot of people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted January 14, 2008 Report Share Posted January 14, 2008 Before I had a Trials bike I met a load of Trials riders (Who I'm now best mates with ) and pulled a wheelie on my £129 mountain bike. Thought I was cool until I went over the back and hit my head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Anscombe Posted January 14, 2008 Report Share Posted January 14, 2008 Before I had a Trials bike I met a load of Trials riders (Who I'm now best mates with ) and pulled a wheelie on my £129 mountain bike. Thought I was cool until I went over the back and hit my head.hahahah legend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krisboats Posted January 14, 2008 Report Share Posted January 14, 2008 (edited) Got really, really pissed one night. Brought a girl back somehow, after a load more mixed drinks downstairs we ended up going upstairs... she put a film on and chose its all gone pete tong. Well we were on the bed sobering up a bit before sex and in the film he ends up in this tiny room stinking of his own shit and piss. This made me physically sick myself and i was sick on her arm, all over myself, the bed and some of the floor. Shew very casually asks without opening her eyes "did you just throw up", and i very sheepishly and almost in a drunken proudness said "maaaaybe.... well... yep, i sure i did". Ended up taking her clothes off (result) because she had sick on her and as i took the bed sheets off she threw up out the window too. Both stinking of sick and pissed off our trolleys we just went to sleep Seeing her at my mates house like 2 days later was briefly quite embarrassing, especially as she started with "well... the other night......" you can guess what followed. Friends found it hilarious. Edited January 14, 2008 by Krisboats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted January 14, 2008 Report Share Posted January 14, 2008 When i was having sex with my ex. Totally starkers, not just trousers round ankles fun . Totally forgetting when I was (in a glass roof conservatory) looked up, over the fence at the back, they where building new houses. Loads of building just watching and cheering. Oh dear.She was rediculously fit thou, I would have watched.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PHIL* Posted January 14, 2008 Report Share Posted January 14, 2008 this happened to a mate..he pulled this girl, went back to her house, had unprotected sex cause she was filthy, then he woke up to her screaming at him to get the f**k out.he woke up, realised he was sleepwalking, pissing all over her dressing table, casually picked up his clothes and left... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janson Posted January 14, 2008 Report Share Posted January 14, 2008 this happened to a "mate"..he pulled this girl, went back to her house, had unprotected sex cause she was filthy, then he woke up to her screaming at him to get the f**k out.he woke up, realised he was sleepwalking, pissing all over her dressing table, casually picked up his clothes and left... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted January 14, 2008 Report Share Posted January 14, 2008 well someone i know like fairly well was getting down and dirty with this girl and he couldnt get it up.... he was so fustrated he turned round a took a dump in her wardrobe.... no jokes.... ill see if i can find pics of him at his 18th when he just strolled round totally naked half the night.... hahaha he is a bit of a nutter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted January 14, 2008 Report Share Posted January 14, 2008 this happened to a mate..he pulled this girl, went back to her house, had unprotected sex cause she was filthy, then he woke up to her screaming at him to get the f**k out.he woke up, realised he was sleepwalking, pissing all over her dressing table, casually picked up his clothes and left...hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamness™ Posted January 14, 2008 Report Share Posted January 14, 2008 well someone i know like fairly well was getting down and dirty with this girl and he couldnt get it up.... he was so fustrated he turned round a took a dump in her wardrobe.... no jokes.... ill see if i can find pics of him at his 18th when he just strolled round totally naked half the night.... hahaha he is a bit of a nutterWhat an awesomely sick way to deal with problems, ahahahaha!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted January 14, 2008 Report Share Posted January 14, 2008 Those posts above weren't me, it was my mate when he came around. My most embarrassing moment would be getting kegged at a party infront of a girl who was sitting down on the ground. That was a pretty LOL moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted January 14, 2008 Report Share Posted January 14, 2008 well someone i know like fairly well was getting down and dirty with this girl and he couldnt get it up.... he was so fustrated he turned round a took a dump in her wardrobe.... no jokes.... ill see if i can find pics of him at his 18th when he just strolled round totally naked half the night.... hahaha he is a bit of a nutterhe couldnt get hard, so instead of trying again, he just got so annoyed sqauted in her wardobe and had a poo...thats not the best way to deal with that kind of problem is it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mod Man Leo Posted January 14, 2008 Report Share Posted January 14, 2008 he couldnt get hard, so instead of trying again, he just got so annoyed sqauted in her wardobe and had a poo...thats not the best way to deal with that kind of problem is it.i dunno, some people are into that sorta thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoo Posted January 14, 2008 Report Share Posted January 14, 2008 well someone i know like fairly well was getting down and dirty with this girl and he couldnt get it up.... he was so fustrated he turned round a took a dump in her wardrobe.... no jokes.... ill see if i can find pics of him at his 18th when he just strolled round totally naked half the night.... hahaha he is a bit of a nutterLMFAO....I'm actually crying lol. I can't think of embarassing moments really,my mum caught me wanking once but that wasn't embarassing just f**king annoying....felt really awkward for a week after that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Quigley Posted January 14, 2008 Report Share Posted January 14, 2008 my friend walked in on me masturbating....................and I didn't stop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rojo Posted January 14, 2008 Report Share Posted January 14, 2008 my friend walked in on me masturbating....................and I didn't stop It's times like that when you know who your real friends are, i take it they just came in and started talking to you as you carried on yeah? lol What a close relationship... it's sweet! Some of there are seriously embarassing, i will get a couple of mine up when i am not supposed to be studying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Winton. Posted January 14, 2008 Report Share Posted January 14, 2008 (edited) my friend walked in on me masturbating....................and I didn't stop Haha.This threads mint, i need to dig out an embarasing moment, i shall rake through the memories........ Edited January 14, 2008 by ToXiN-BoY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted January 15, 2008 Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 mine was the one where i read James Quigleys post, laughed out loud, realised i'd done the same. I then said "i've done that" out loud instead of in my head... girl next to me in the office then reads it over my shoulder without me noticing and proceeded to tell everyone...bollocks to this thread!J Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted January 15, 2008 Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 lol, mate randomly told me his today.'I was in a lift by myself, and i got my cock out so i could arrange stuff, and the lift stopped at a level, doors open with people the other side'Must have been a tad embarrassing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted January 15, 2008 Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 lol, mate randomly told me his today.'I was in a lift by myself, and i got my cock out so i could arrange stuff, and the lift stopped at a level, doors open with people the other side'Must have been a tad embarrassing.Haha, why on earth would you do that though? I mean it is fairly likely to stop at a level!I hit a speed bump on my bike once and flew over the bars, going about 5 mph - to this day I have no idea how I managed it. What made it embarrassing was that nobody came and helped, they all stared from a distance. I got up and said "It's ok, I'm fine, thanks for your help" while looking at them all. I was more angry than embarrassed though, I'd have gone and helped the guy up if it had been the other way round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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