Guest Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 boy few years below me a few years back stood on a stoll and pretended to fart on this girls head to annoy her and he followed through (ok he crapped on her face). he came up to my secondry school last year and evryone in the whole school was making fun of him. Feel sorry for him, and for the girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamness™ Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 boy few years below me a few years back stood on a stoll and pretended to fart on this girls head to annoy her and he followed through (ok he crapped on her face). he came up to my secondry school last year and evryone in the whole school was making fun of him. Feel sorry for him, and for the girlahahaha actually made me laugh, really sick though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 (edited) Playing with a cooking knife at school and fell on it, went through my hand. Blood everywhere, teacher was out the class, so I ran upstairs to a science room and the year 10's were having a talk about sex and how to put a condom on and shit and there were dildos on the tables. That was pretty embarrassing. Got loads which are funny, will type some more later.Edit: Spellings n shit Edited January 13, 2008 by Mr Fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt rushton Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 Probably my first blowjob.took ages to get the taste out of my mouth.haha thats Quality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omgnoseat Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 Back in the days of 56k, I printed some porn with the intent to switch it with one of my friends homework.Instead, I left it on the printer, where my parents promptly found it, and moved it to the kitchen counter.They didn't say anything, but they were pretty funny about that kind of stuff for a while, that's where I had one of those 'talks' with my dad.f**k me that was embarrasing...I'm totally doing it to my son, if I ever have one.Oh god that is just awesome.Playing with a cooking knife at school and fell on it, went through my hand. Blood everywhere, teacher was out the class, so I ran upstairs to a science room and the year 10's were having a talk about sex and how to put a condom on and shit and there were dildos on the tables. That was pretty embarrassing. Got loads which are funny, will type some more later.Edit: Spellings n shitWoah is this real Knife through your hand, there is nothing embarassing about that.. that's f**king nasty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 (edited) Yup, went though past near the base of my thumb. Got a rough looking scar now. Lesson learned, don't run with small knifes.Was more the fact they had one of those videos that explains and describes sex graphically. Edited January 13, 2008 by Mr Fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Quigley Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 You could have shown them the knife in your hand and said that's what there penis will look like in a vagina, They will not be having sex then. New method of sex ed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. But it would shit me up if someone ran into my room while I was watching porn with a knife in their hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Quigley Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. But it would shit me up if someone ran into my room while I was watching porn with a knife in their hand.Some people are into that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omgnoseat Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 Some people are into thatAre you trying to make something clear to him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Quigley Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 maybe :$ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 Msn's on my profile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 in germany i managed to zip my foreskin after pissing, got a nice little blood blister for a while.walked into loads of bollock high postsafter a massive drinking sesh after prom, woke up in the morning to be sick in a flower pot, then had to go to my colleges taster day, fell asleep in 2 classes.had a shit round my mates house before we went out, wouldnt flush, so i prodded with the brush and it for some reason stuck to it, after much frustration i just whacked the turd in the bucket for the bog brush. think i got away with that.there are loads more but meh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Anscombe Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 was caught reciveing a blow job in school :$ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RR_Trials Posted January 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 was caught reciveing a blow job in school :$Get in trouble? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 Well 1st ill set the sceneNew gf, massive tits, im talking totally huge! like oh my god... marry me hugeComes to the 1st time in the bedroom, and shes looking a bit nervous so im thinking like"shit, shit, comon michael do something to lighten the mood" cos i hate serious bedroom stuffand if youv'e ever watched madding crashers.... bascially i motor boated that son of a bitch..........She hadn't seen the film.... and didnt find it remotly funny, just her face like nothing needed to be said.... i got up walked to the loo.... had a tommy tank never did even try to explain it lol :$ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 Sorry, but I only really got that she had big boobs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Quigley Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 1st time in the bedroom probably not the best time to be joking around with motorboating, especially if she was nervous.BUT +1 man point for doing it without her having a clue what was going on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 never seen wedding crashers?BUT +1 man point for doing it without her having a clue what was going on Oh if you knew me you'd understand! i mean who hasn't seen wedding crashers! hahaha i took a risk and it really didnt pay off..... still f**king funny thinking about it to this day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Winton. Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 in germany i managed to zip my foreskin after pissing, got a nice little blood blister for a while.walked into loads of bollock high postsafter a massive drinking sesh after prom, woke up in the morning to be sick in a flower pot, then had to go to my colleges taster day, fell asleep in 2 classes.had a shit round my mates house before we went out, wouldnt flush, so i prodded with the brush and it for some reason stuck to it, after much frustration i just whacked the turd in the bucket for the bog brush. think i got away with that.there are loads more but mehLmao worst yet good shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 boy few years below me a few years back stood on a stoll and pretended to fart on this girls head to annoy her and he followed through (ok he crapped on her face). he came up to my secondry school last year and evryone in the whole school was making fun of him. Feel sorry for him, and for the girlHAHahahahaha, I just spat tea all over my lap, you b*****dMine was when i was in edinburgh. Alley behind princes street, outside this little cafe. There were these black rails for attatching bikes etc to. didnt realise they span. rolled round it, twatted my head on the floor. Thing is, did it infront of about 100 people haha. Cried my arse off and went in a right mood apparently.Another one, was 11, having a beat (just figured out what my cock was for) in the front room to some music video I think haha. f**king mum walked in, saw the whole thing. She just looked at me, turned round and walked out. didnt speak to her for about a week after that hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Anscombe Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 we both just had letters go home and detention for a week......i didnt attend any of it......was my first bit of sexuall intercores as well ....was enjoying it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Token Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 Was pretty embarassed when I sent a really filthy sexual text message to my sister by accident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RR_Trials Posted January 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 Was pretty embarassed when I sent a really filthy sexual text message to my sister by accident.How the feck did you explain that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 Was pretty embarassed when I sent a really filthy sexual text message to my sister by accident.Forward to me please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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