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LOL. ( Ta dave :P )

Phil throwing the cone at the drunk guy hahahahahahahahahahah.

And yer, the french kid falling flat on his face hahahha. Beastt

lol f**k me

when i just read that about phill i just pissed my self, shit me that was funny, cone... "Now fu ck off" lol he still wanted more... roflmao.

It wasn as good as last year but thinking back we did some mentaly funny shit,

massive fires

Chai drunk

French fallin on his face

Out for dinner with like 15 english trials riders on one massive table

Snapped the chain in the camp site

woke everyone up about 430 in morning when we got there

Tramp fight

stealing that wood from that place and havin to do a runner from that guy

taking the piss outa every unicycleist (cun ts get another wheel)

and more i cant even think off

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massive fires

Chai drunk

French fallin on his face

Out for dinner with like 15 english trials riders on one massive table

Snapped the chain in the camp site

woke everyone up about 430 in morning when we got there

Tramp fight

stealing that wood from that place and havin to do a runner from that guy

taking the piss outa every unicycleist (cun ts get another wheel)

and more i cant even think off

Dinners out were reet good.

Walking into the posh restaurant, and the women looking at us, asif to say, oh my god, ive never seen this many people in my life hahah.

Frenchie sitting next to the fire after we threw the can in

Pizza boy nearly going into the back of the van

No phones, no walkmans, no lettuce

Hahahahah

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more things i think you may have missed.

- Chai falling down he side of sloped rock, getting up and then slipping back over again, and again and then his bike falling about 8-9 foot off of it.

- Mike being right by the fire whe something blew up

- Chai pong :P

- Stoned Chai :P

- Drunken french guy rugby tackle

It was pretty funny yer, but the weather really did let it down. The saturday was mint though, the weather was awsome and we were out all day :)

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more things i think you may have missed.

- Chai falling down he side of sloped rock, getting up and then slipping back over again, and again and then his bike falling about 8-9 foot off of it.

- Mike being right by the fire whe something blew up

- Chai pong :P

- Stoned Chai :P

- Drunken french guy rugby tackle

It was pretty funny yer, but the weather really did let it down. The saturday was mint though, the weather was awsome and we were out all day :)

lol

CHAI'S FRONT FLIP OVER THE FIRE TO BACK ROFLMAO!!

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Haha, good stuff!

Really enjoyed the week, got some good riding in and had a reet laugh! Chai, lol, what are u like??!! gonna have to see that video evidence again soon! Thats french kid falling over was so funny as well! Really good to meet new people from the forum (the southerners and welsh lads). Had a really good ride all day with stedman, fatmike, partz, max-t, jamie, will etc.

Partz, are you going to make a video of some of the riding?

Anyway, glad to be home with some proper food and a decent bed! but it was all worth it.

Andrew

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i am soo tired its not even funny! had a right mission getting everything back home! was literally dragging my bike box back from the train station lol..

koxx days was awesome!!! definitely going next year.. with a warmer sleeping back.. and possibly more whiskey... :P

echo tyres ***! uselesss pieces of crap!!!!!

all on for koxx days next year!

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Was just about to text adam to make sure you got home ok (Y)

Yes andy im making a video, read my post for when.

I've just slept for like 6 and a half hours.... plenty more to come :)

Just remembered Baxter's "I can't stop moving my legs!" :lol: :lol:

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hehehe...was a blast of a week chaps (Y)

walked home about a mile with my bike box (uphill..)! been reading some of these posts and there was some funny stuff...baxter movin his legs :P..and baxter's voice in general makes me laugh...!

chai is something else...special?

anyways...can't wait for some pics and vids..and hope to see you all next year!

thanks..specially to anyone who gave me a lift! really helped out...

adam

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Mateeeee. Got back at 5 this morning, and got up at about 3 :) Koxx Days was awesome!!!!!!! Definately going next year, and will know what to take next time. Probably some warmer/more waterproof clothes? I knew i had been riding alot as each night all my muscles were aching. Saturday was mint as it didn't rain, but still managed to ride in the wet on the other days as far as my brakes allowed. Still can't believe how mad the elite sections are, and that the rain didn't seem to effect them at all :mellow:

I keep remembering all the funny things that happened.

When Joe Baxter said to that waitress 'can you sit on my face? sit on my face' hahaha.

Porter driving a bit too quick with too many people in the back of his van and too much rain. scary. then after the meal him skidding to a stop and me and bessel jumping over that fence to get all those wood logs. Then that local coming so we had to run.

Chai kept going on about the pasta party downstairs? and how he wanted to go lol.

I tried to high five the toll lady but she didn't have any of it and i think just swore at me in french.

All the explosions on the fire...(I got videos on us walking away when the frenchie just sat there and that can went off and he just fell back off his chair. Then another of him running towards the fire when there was a gas cannister in there and us screaming at him).

Oh and Adam shouting 'you're such a rock' when he came off was random.

Phil throwing the cone at that drunk was hilarious, and a good shot! I was then thinking who's gonna hit the drunk first to make him f**k off.

And when i was leaving my tent and i just heard that french guy hit the floor, and went over with everyone on the floor laughing and him with sand in his face lolssssss.

Good stuff! Really enjoyed it (Y) Anyone up for Buthiers in the summer?!?!???

EDIT - Was good to meet and ride with everyone, and thanks to anyone who helped with general things

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Got back at 4.30am this morning! On Sunday it pissed it down and everyone was feeling tired so we left earlier than planned and got the 8pm ferry rather than 2am!

Was a decent trip though, not as good as previous years mainly because of the weather being rubbish most the time! Still got some good riding in, Saturday was the best day I thought, rode all day, did some good lines and it was nice and warm!

Was good to meet up with a lot of people again and get to know some of them better.

Things I remember, some highlights!

That French guy face planting the floor after tripping over the logs in front of about 15 English people! :lol: SO funny!

Seeing a wild boar roaming through the campsite and then Ali C running after it for 5 minutes, hahaha :D

Ali cooking pork on a rock!

Making and cooking bread on the fire with Mike!

Chopping some big trees down and making a road block haha.

The dodgy game that Will and Partz introduced to us and then spent the week punching each other.

Drinking brews out of baked beans cans! :P

Going to a restaurant with about 15 riders round one table was cool, and watching Jack Meek figure out Chai's magic tricks.

Some guy in Paris on a scooter decking it right front of me lol.

Joe Baxter and "SMASH AND RAPE"! :D

All I can remember at the moment..

Next year I ain't camping, It was bloody freezing most the time and wet! Getting one of them dorms I reckon.

Need to sort through my video footage and see whats what.

Stan.

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That French guy face planting the floor after tripping over the logs in front of about 15 English people! :lol: SO funny!

Seeing a wild boar roaming through the campsite and then Ali C running after it for 5 minutes, hahaha :D

Ali cooking pork on a rock!

Making and cooking bread on the fire with Mike!

Chopping some big trees down and making a road block haha.

The dodgy game that Will and Partz introduced to us and then spent the week punching each other.

Drinking brews out of baked beans cans! :P

Going to a restaurant with about 15 riders round one table was cool, and watching Jack Meek figure out Chai's magic tricks.

Some guy in Paris on a scooter decking it right front of me lol.

Joe Baxter and "SMASH AND RAPE"! :D

haha my arm took a beating this week and that axe was definitly good fun :D thanks for the roadblock too... we should do more rallying next year though. Im going to start modding my 205 now :P

EDIT: I forgot another moment: me getting KO'ed by a tree :blink:

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sooo fun that trip!

going in the summer should savings allow! i wanna go in my car this time though eh matt :P

joe baxter ' i cant stop moving my legs' was soo f**kin hilarious!!! :D

next time if i see that basher unicyclist who used my sleeping bag/portion of tent im guna KO him, just like that tree KO'ed matt :D

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next time if i see that basher unicyclist who used my sleeping bag/portion of tent im guna KO him, just like that tree KO'ed matt :D

I don't think he'd have noticed if you had knocked him out - he didn't know where he was.

Awesome trip, I'm back in work now and would much rather be there even if it is raining.

Fair play to Chai and Dave for riding the comp - Chai with useless tyres and Dave with bald tyres.

Might try and plan to not sleep in a lorry park for 4 hours before riding Paris next year.

Cool to meet some new people.

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Well basically...

# Massive fires with butane and tinned food explosions.

# Exploding deodorant while that French unicyclist was sat right next to the fire; also when he started running towards another can ready to explode!

# Serges annual trip up to the british camp site to tell us to calm down.

# Chai drunk.

# Chai stoned.

# Chai’s magic tricks.

# Drunk French unicyclist decking himself to face. :lol::lol:

# Going out for dinner with like 15 english trials riders on one massive table.

# Porter snapping the chain in the camp site.

# Phil launching that cone at the baghead in fontainebleu. :lol:

# Stealing wood from that place and havin to do a runner from that guy.

# Taking the piss out of all the unicyclists.

# Pizza boy nearly going into the back of Porters van.

# Four way Chai pong.

# Chai-knees.

# You wan’ buy DVD?

# Chai frontflipping over the fire.

# Happy feet – me not being able to stop moving my legs while being stoned as f**k :lol: .

# Eating those dry ass biscuits while having mega cotton/dry mouth and laughing at each other chewing them for like 10 minutes :lol: .

# Me and Mike tripping in our tents and seeing patterns and hearing music from the rain drops. It was insane :blink: .

# Seeing a wild boar roaming through the campsite and then Ali C running after it.

# Ali going snake hunting like 5 minutes before he was supposed be riding in the Elite competition!

# Ali cooking pork on a rock!

# Mike’s fire bread.

# Matt getting knocked out by that tree branch.

# TIIIIMMMBERRRRR - Chopping some big ass trees down.

# The circle game :D !!

# Me and Mike throwing caning a couple of fenchies with water on the ferry back y accident and their faces.

# And of course... SMASH AND RAPE!!!!!!! :D:D

Koxx Days '09 :wub: ...

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sooo fun that trip!

next time if i see that basher unicyclist who used my sleeping bag/portion of tent im guna KO him, just like that tree KO'ed matt :D

Haha, yes the tree!! that was so funny, we were all p!ssing ourselves laughing then we realised matt was out for the count!! good times!!

Andrew

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