Boswell Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 lmao... who gives a shit about jesusMate you should learn to show a little respect! Some people would find that very offensive. I thought Jesus wasn't even born in Christmas day?Did you even go to school? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 I aren't in full time emplyoment but I train for 4 days a week as a mechanic/panel beater,and deffinately christmas has lost it's appeal since I left school I wish I could be 7 years old again right about now because I would be climbing the walls in excitement that christmas is a week away...Ba humbug ! growing up sucks ! *sounding like peter pan?*Dosen't feel like crimbo at all. Like everyone says its good when you're a kid but being an old b*****d makes it crap. I wish I was getting lego or something fun to play with. ah well.^^^ Amen.I want to not be able to sleep, for my mum to hang my stocking on door 'cause i was still awake when she wanted to come into room and drop it off.Did you even go to school? Er, was it not the re-birth of christ we are celebrating and not the birth?Anyway, this thread has nothing to do with religion, however, if you believe you have to be excited about a day on the calender just because your religion says so, does that not make you think a bit about religion? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt rushton Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 Er, was it not the re-birth of christ we are celebrating and not the birth?Is that not easter?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boswell Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 (edited) Er, was it not the re-birth of christ we are celebrating and not the birth?No Christmas is his birth and easter is his resurrection. I thought it was commen knowledge! Edited December 18, 2007 by Boswell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Sheehan! Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 I was moaning about not getting lego anymore, so my sister got me a lego advent calender. Different miniture thing to build each day I'm not feeling christamss at all. Just feel skint and cold WHERE DO YOU GET THESE CALENDERS FROM?! i want one But yeah, really doesnt feel like christmas, AT ALL. Just looking forwards to new year and doing my bike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Pearson Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 Er, was it not the re-birth of christ we are celebrating and not the birth? Did all the Nativity Scenes with baby Jesus not give it away?And can we tone down on the Jesus bashing please people, as someone has already pointed out there are forum users who might not find your remarks as funny as you do.Personally: havn't felt Christmasy in a long while, the last four Christmas Day's I've either been on my own in the pub or working. This year: not looking much different.Rich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 Jesus made his usual rounds in heaven when he noticed a wizened, white-haired old man sitting in a corner looking very disconsolate. The next week he was disturbed to come across him again, looking equally miserable, and a week later he stopped to talk to him."See here, old fellow," said Jesus kindly, "this is heaven. The sun is shining, you've got all you could want to eat, all the instruments you might want to play-- you're supposed to be blissfully happy! What's wrong?"Well," said the old man, "you see, I was a carpenter on earth, and lost my only, dearly beloved son at an early age. And here in heaven I was hoping more than anything to find him.""Tears sprang from Jesus' eyes. "FATHER!" he cried.The old man jumped to his feet, bursting into tears, and sobbed, "PINOCCHIO!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam F Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 Bah, go wrap some presents up and stick em under the tree since my mums did that it feels more christmassy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeM Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 ^^^ Amen.I want to not be able to sleep, for my mum to hang my stocking on door 'cause i was still awake when she wanted to come into room and drop it off.Er, was it not the re-birth of christ we are celebrating and not the birth?Anyway, this thread has nothing to do with religion, however, if you believe you have to be excited about a day on the calender just because your religion says so, does that not make you think a bit about religion?And waking up at like 5 to open your presents, memories like those are the best. Shame I can't really get into christmas that much anymore.. my mum thinks i'm a grouch, but i just don't think it's that special. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 No Christmas is his birth and easter is his resurrection. I thought it was commen knowledge! Why would i possibly want to remember stuff like that when i have no interest in it?Don't insinuate someone is stupid just because they don't care to remember stuff like that. Anyway, this is going dangerously off topic.Joeee, indeed. To be honest, i'm going of Christmas cards too. Worst one was new year, i didn't say happy new year to my mum and she went f**king skitzo at me, like i've never seen before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Token Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 I thought Christmas day 25th was the day that the 3 wise men saw the big star, it took them 5 or 6 days to travel to Jerusalem and then Jesus was born on New Years day.Anyone care to elaborate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonMack Posted December 18, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 (edited) Did you even go to school? Hmm..."According to the best information I can find, Jesus was born on the 14th of May in 6 BC. Therefore His 2,000 birthday was on 14 May 1995. Regardless of which date you choose for the birthday of Jesus it was not on December 25th or January 6th and God never intended that it would be observed and celebrated. "Google + Jesus Birthday = http://www.abetterhope.com/hope/birthday.htmlEDIT:2nd result"JESUS' REAL BIRTHDAY. Most biblical scholars and preachers readily admit that they know Christ was not born on December 25th"It's the birth of Jesus we celebrate, it's not his birthday. Edited December 18, 2007 by JonMack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeM Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 Why would i possibly want to remember stuff like that when i have no interest in it?Don't insinuate someone is stupid just because they don't care to remember stuff like that. Anyway, this is going dangerously off topic.Joeee, indeed. To be honest, i'm going of Christmas cards too. Worst one was new year, i didn't say happy new year to my mum and she went f**king skitzo at me, like i've never seen before.I hate it when I get presents too, I never know what to say.. So if i say something sort of bad my mum goes ape shit, like going you ungrateful sod and sh*t like that. Atleast my dad agrees with me, I was talking to him about it the other day he goes "f*ck this cold weather, lets go somewhere hot" so now were going to lanzarotte two days after christmas. But yeah, as people have said before I just look forward to being with family and friends on a holiday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew_Gibson Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 I'd rather spend the day with ALL my family, I hate the xmas rush, its all spend spend spend. My lil bro counts his pressents before opening them, and brags how many he go to his mates. and hes 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam F Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 I'd rather spend the day with ALL my family, I hate the xmas rush, its all spend spend spend. My lil bro counts his pressents before opening them, and brags how many he go to his mates. and hes 9Haha, i had this 1 kid in my school who had a family the size of big ben. (Dunno where that came from ) and when he came back to school he would be like 'Yeah i got 25 presents' but the presents where like pencil cases and stuff. I used to just laugh. Not at him but under my breathe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1a2bcio8 Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 (edited) Randomly constructed idea as far as I am concerned. I wouldn't celebrate it at all if it weren't the fact the other people might get upset. Same with birthdays, new year, etc.I'd prefer a nakedmas, that would be a lot more interesting, at least for me. Can you imagine getting together with your family, sitting around the nakedmas tree with the naked angel at the top, giving each other unwrapped (naked) presents, whilst, of course, you are all naked? And you could have a Father Nakedmas - that would scare the kiddies in our peadofear culture.Oh, and how about nakedmas carols about being naked. "oh, come all ye naked, joyful and triumphant, oh come all ye naked from nakedleham..." Edited December 18, 2007 by rowly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonMack Posted December 18, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 I'd prefer a nakedmas, that would be a lot more interesting, at least for me. Can you imagine getting together with your family, sitting around the nakedmas tree with the naked angel at the top, giving each other unwrapped (naked) presents, whilst, of course, you are all naked. And you could have a Father Nakedmas - that would scare the kiddies in our peadofear culture.Sounds quiiiiiiite interesting, slightly wrong, but still interesting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 I'm game if you are, Ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1a2bcio8 Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 I'm game if you are, BenThis is naked typing, that's all I'm gonna say, apart from what day shall we celebrate our first skins?Anyone else up for it? We could make it a day thing, like a trials ride. We could even make it a trials nakedmas in Bristol? With all the weight saving and removal of constricting material we might all become better riders. Something to think about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Scarlet Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 It doesn't feel like Christmas to me at all. =(Must be aging.I remember as a kid being all psyched up about the whole holiday, not just the day.But then again I was young, and had no worries in the world.Christmas seemed to last for weeks, not days.Nostalgia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urban mammoth Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 What the hell is up with you all!!!you miserable sods!!!it's a happy time of year!!!i have got all my christmas shopping done, all wrapped and ready to go!i love this time of year!! it's so awesome!!gives you a warm feeling inside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 Its annoying.People expect presents, so you have to spend hard earned dosh on them.Never know what to buylast year was borin to f**k, had about 10 wanks and ate christmas food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1a2bcio8 Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 What the hell is up with you all!!!you miserable sods!!!it's a happy time of year!!!i have got all my christmas shopping done, all wrapped and ready to go!i love this time of year!! it's so awesome!!gives you a warm feeling inside. You can have that warm fuzzy feeling all year round if you celebrate nakedmas - I've decided that it's a lifetime celebration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 I can see it now Ben... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1a2bcio8 Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 (edited) That's like putting a censored sign on the Christian cross. Blasphemy! Edited December 18, 2007 by rowly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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