Charlie Jennings Posted December 15, 2007 Report Share Posted December 15, 2007 (edited) I imagine a helmet to the nose would do nicely. I would use the bike idea but.Use a GU booster as a nuckle duster? Sorry, that was bad Edited December 15, 2007 by iCharlie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavyn. Posted December 15, 2007 Report Share Posted December 15, 2007 Mark a knife is useless against a cosh ten knifes is a different story though it takes a small swipe to break an arm 2 or 3 people are no problem with a cosh regardless of there size. The best weapon against a big group is pepper spray. spray and run. The best option is to avoid a fight as best as you can. Most fights in the uk last under 2 seconds.any martial artist will with stand a punch to the diaphram it's actually really easy you learn it from day one it's all in the shout. when you hear someone shouting Haaa in a fight thats usually what there doing. We used to get smacked around the Abs with a bokken as part of our training. you might not need it in every fight but it's great for showing off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeymoped Posted December 16, 2007 Report Share Posted December 16, 2007 i've got a cosh at home if i pull that against the scum it'll confuse the thick tw4ts, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoo_whittington Posted December 17, 2007 Report Share Posted December 17, 2007 you could probably run faster so just jump off, pick your bike up, and go like linford christie lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted December 17, 2007 Report Share Posted December 17, 2007 Your saying that there pikey scum and your all talking like some sort of gangsters....lets face it.... we ride trials..... were not cool.... were not gangsters, and hopefully were not the type of people that go round trying to start fights. I mean dont get me wrong im not a pussy, but the best thing to do is be quiet, try to assess the situation, if anything happens try to get to a crowed area as quickly and possible.... if a fight is imminent its your decision what you want to do- If you hand over your bike early you save your face- you try to fight but fail then they will beat the total shit out of you for having the face to start something- You win.... gain nothing... and still have your bike....So moral of the story is be nice, if you feel threatened ride in groups, (i dont really live in the nicest area) and just build up a rep as a sound guy and you wont have any problems Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted December 17, 2007 Report Share Posted December 17, 2007 This is pathetic...Why are some people sat on computers saying how badly we'd kill anyone who tried to nick there bike ?"Well i've got this"--- "And ive got that"---"I've got a golf ball up my ass"---"And i've got a gun in my saddle"---"I'm a kgb agent"---I've got a bomb inside my tyres"---"I've got blah blah blah blah......We all know if someone wanted your bike, they'd get it ! (MOST of you that is !)The best thing is that The Scientist pops toilets up peoples ass's ! "I'mma pop a crappa' in yo' ass foooo'"Jarrod Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tylerlovesalex Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 there is not much you can do, if its dark in plymouth your best bet is to go home asap really,My friend adam had his camra nicked in front of use, so we said WTF give it back!they were massive lol and then tryed to start on us, and they walked away with a 200-400 camra.also the other day(it was dark) just walking up in the city center a chav smacks my friend in the back of the head broke his helmet and tryed to grab his bike of himluckly they were pissed so they got board..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Kearns Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 This is pathetic...Why are some people sat on computers saying how badly we'd kill anyone who tried to nick there bike ?"Well i've got this"--- "And ive got that"---"I've got a golf ball up my ass"---"And i've got a gun in my saddle"---"I'm a kgb agent"---I've got a bomb inside my tyres"---"I've got blah blah blah blah......We all know if someone wanted your bike, they'd get it ! (MOST of you that is !)The best thing is that The Scientist pops toilets up peoples ass's ! "I'mma pop a crappa' in yo' ass foooo'"JarrodDude..How can you say that ? Some people's bike's mean so much to them. Im not trying to sound hard here but no matter the size of the guy or what there carrying. If they wanna' try and get my bike off me then they can try. But i would get slashed and battered before actually handing/letting them have the bike. I've put too much hard work and money into my bikes that it means too much to me to just "Hand it over" to a bunch of lads who can fight in groups and not in a one on one situation.Stoke-on-Trent isn't the most pleasent of area. There's some hard guys, but f**k em'. If there wanting my bike, there gonna' have do more than break my nose and slash me a few times before they get it.Meh you probably wont believe me but oh well ey.Danny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusevelt Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 Well if you cant fight then you need a tool. either way, you need to prepare yourself for any kinda pikey confrontation weather they want your bike or your mobile phone. question is...do you want it no holds barred fighting on your back, or begging for your life on your knees. if this was a poll, 90% of members here wouldnt be saying the later (unless there is 4 of them against 1 of you). get a tool until your able to handle yourself either through martial arts, boxing, spanner bashing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam F Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 Urhm, im 14. They will take it. But then again i've got a nice reputation round my area so i can't see anyone nicking mine. I've gone past all the chavs round my area rode past em everything they just don't care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 The best thing is that The Scientist pops toilets up peoples ass's ! "I'mma pop a crappa' in yo' ass foooo'"JarrodYou know that was a joke right?Someone said Shank and it reminded me of Armitage Shanks the toilet makers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!!()`/D Posted December 18, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 Im one of those people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Harrison Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 Someone said Shank and it reminded me of Armitage Shanks the toilet makers You can't miss with Armitage Shanks!Wasn't that a Viz joke?I hate pikeys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrashZen Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 I used to find that the best way to avoid getting your bike robbed espacially if your on your own is just to move on as soon as you see a group of them. If you do find yourself in a situation where your cornerd and they say give me your bike just say ok dont hurt me step off your bike but keep a very tight grip of the bars with one hand then smash the closest one in the face with your helmet. Make sure you act like your actually going to give it to them and they wont realise your taking it off to hit them. Also if you swing it by the strap it hurts alot (imagine two snooker balls in a sock) no matter how hard they are they wont risk another to their face and will run off.Hope this helps someone one dayAlso if you dont wear a helmet get one not only do they protect your head but they make good self defense weapons. I recommend a tsg lid.Def the wisest options...Move on, avoid confrontation especially if they are a group, else, either use the bike to ram your way through, or offe the bike and get it back by generating a crash like grabing the rear wheel or turning the bars... the helmet thingy is excellent.Using the bike in a swing worked for me (for insistant chavs as well as dogs) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinny.p Posted December 18, 2007 Report Share Posted December 18, 2007 Def the wisest options...Move on, avoid confrontation especially if they are a group, else, either use the bike to ram your way through, or offe the bike and get it back by generating a crash like grabing the rear wheel or turning the bars... the helmet thingy is excellent.Using the bike in a swing worked for me (for insistant chavs as well as dogs)WOW thanks for using what i said as a quote i used to ride on my own alot and this advice is the only thing that ever stopped me getting my bike robbed. As some of you may already know im starting riding again after crimbo and getting a GU typhoon 26" and ill be putting this advice into practice again and hopefully not getting this one robbed.P.S. hope someone sees this and validates me LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusevelt Posted December 19, 2007 Report Share Posted December 19, 2007 Def the wisest options...Move on, avoid confrontation especially if they are a group, else, either use the bike to ram your way through, or offe the bike and get it back by generating a crash like grabing the rear wheel or turning the bars... the helmet thingy is excellent.Using the bike in a swing worked for me (for insistant chavs as well as dogs)Hmm, that bike swinging idea reminds me of that of an american programme i used to watch (from the producers of Baywatch i think) where police mtb officers are taking out criminals with their unique martial arts bike skills. i think Hans Rey was doing most of the bike stunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Towler Posted December 19, 2007 Report Share Posted December 19, 2007 If there is a few of them... whap your wang out and say come any closer and ill start spraying.... No one wants piss on them to be fair. This could also get your name on the sex ofenders list. Or do a big bad "D Watson" and go find the badgers that stoll your bike and smack them with a baseball bat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Scarlet Posted December 19, 2007 Report Share Posted December 19, 2007 One that works well is being sympathetic.If you make them feel bad about what they are doing and they can really see the situation they have put you in, then they usually back off.But this depends on who it is coming from, if it is from a group of kids/teens then yea, but big blokes in their 20's, probably not.If worst comes to worst, then I'll at least put up a fight before handing over my bike.If your gonna hit somebody, hit them hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex-Mitchinson Posted December 19, 2007 Report Share Posted December 19, 2007 One that works well is being sympathetic.If you make them feel bad about what they are doing and they can really see the situation they have put you in, then they usually back off.Really don't think that would work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted December 19, 2007 Report Share Posted December 19, 2007 Yeah, most people that do that kind of thing don't have emotions - that wouldn't work at all.They'd more than likely just laugh at you for being a pussy and hit you.The best thing really is to keep your wits about you, move on if people like that come towards you and don't go anywhere they could easily corner you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Cristoff Posted December 19, 2007 Report Share Posted December 19, 2007 Chavs can't empathise, there retarded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibi123 Posted December 19, 2007 Report Share Posted December 19, 2007 Everyone should just get a little gps transmitter in their frames like some dog collars have then you can just walk into their garden and steal it back and rub the pedals along the side of the car while you are at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Scarlet Posted December 19, 2007 Report Share Posted December 19, 2007 They'd more than likely just laugh at you for being a pussy and hit you.I've done this kind of thing before to people who have been arses and threatened to assault me.Or maybe another way of putting it is almost like giving into it, like if they say they are going to steal your bike and beat you up, just say "Okay, if you like."Just putting them in the wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weeeee Posted December 19, 2007 Report Share Posted December 19, 2007 (edited) When someone tried to steal my bike off me i let them but then chased after them when they started to peddle off as i can run alot faster than my bike and pulled them off head first and then got back on and rode off and they where to shocked to do anything. they can be pretty stupid. Edited December 19, 2007 by weeeee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsy trials matt Posted December 19, 2007 Report Share Posted December 19, 2007 Where i live i never get people chasing me for my bike etc there too many of us riding or there are too many people around, i have never been threatened for .......... anything.well people are never gonna chase us with a solid guy like you tom with us are they lol. naa we in jersey never seem to get thretendJSY Matt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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