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Most Effective Ways Of Keeping Trick Or Treaters At Bay


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Why not?

Could have lots of fun with little kids.

Estates arn't full of "little kids" there full of harderened teenagers... you think you could take em on? good luck you'd be a braver man than me... people who live on estates round here are packing... one of em got caught with a sawn off and they all undoubtedly carry knives and are high of there faces on pills.... and thats just the lil ones... not there brothers

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Estates arn't full of "little kids" there full of harderened teenagers... you think you could take em on? good luck you'd be a braver man than me... people who live on estates round here are packing... one of em got caught with a sawn off and they all undoubtedly carry knives and are high of there faces on pills.... and thats just the lil ones... not there brothers

To be fair, you live in a completely different kind of community to me.

Round here the only people that are packing are farmers. If anyone gives you lip you give them a clip in the ear.

Edit: Sigs are gay. FACT.

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To be fair, you live in a completely different kind of community to me.

Where i live...if you answer the door, you get knifed..if you dont answer the door..they brake in and steal your stuff.

Southend is a lovely area :D

See Joe lives 4 miles up the road to me... seriously its getting this bad now.... i will be protecting my house though.....

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buy a chicken, put it in back garden, buy a 12 guage, sit in front upstairs window, (if living in a bungalow the roof will do) And if anyone give you trouble just shoot em in the head, (maybe twice , so they cant recognize the body straight away) Then in court say you thought it was a fox, because you have livestock on your land.

Most farmers seem to get away with it for hippie activists trespassing,

I thought it was a fox.

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Simps..dunno what your worried about..your house is in quite a nice area id say lol

Yea but theres a housing estate round the corner... as long as they dont stray over here twill be fine. :)

illl be the one breaking in and stealing your stuff.

WATCHA GUNNA DOOOOOOOOOOOO

Batter the shit outta you Joe you pussy'ole

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ive never had a trick or treater :(

You must be doing something right, dont suppose you have a trail of blood coming from your door ?

Oh, to keep them away, just chase them off with a stick/shotgun/sword, choice is yours really.

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