James-M Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 (edited) As you know, they're b**tards. Post (with a pic) the most effective ways of keeping 'em from coming next year...A few (As I posted in the angry thread) Edited October 28, 2007 by trials pie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoyoyo Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 Ignore them?Or leave a window open upstairs with a bucket full of piss next to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 i keep things simple... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomm Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 Slightly on the same subject: What the hell is all this 'Penny for the Guy' thing? It seems like it's just an excuse for little scrotes to beg for money as well as chocolate when they trick or treat. There were some scallies with a guy sat on the steps outside my flat getting in my way... I just couldn't work out why they thought I should give them money?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 Slightly on the same subject: What the hell is all this 'Penny for the Guy' thing? It seems like it's just an excuse for little scrotes to beg for money as well as chocolate when they trick or treat. There were some scallies with a guy sat on the steps outside my flat getting in my way... I just couldn't work out why they thought I should give them money?!old tradition, kids made guys, sold them. buyers then chucked em on a fire. atleast what mum just said lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 (edited) I was a lil crap bag when i was YOUNGER.... not a lot you can do to be honest..... security lights.... look meen?? Edited October 28, 2007 by Simpson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam-Griffin Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 Piss on them outta the window Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 I was a lil crap bag when i was older.... not a lot you can do to be honest..... security lights.... look meen??you sure lol?anyway, rent a massive dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 Thank God I live in the middle of no where. This halloween, like most, rumors going around about my mates having a massive fight because some chavvy girl said they wouldn't get her fags.To be fair though, most effective way to get them to not approach your house is to set Claymore and anti-personnel mines. But as I'm guessing the majority of people won't have easy access to that just get a fair sized sign and spray 'nonce party' on it and post it outside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 you sure lol?SHHHHHHHHHHH Mr. I love English political.... w.e. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 print goatse.tape to door.job done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomm Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 I simply won't answer the doorbell. Simple but effective. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_ Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 I simply won't answer the doorbell. Simple but effective.egg'd much? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 Or answer the door naked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James-M Posted October 28, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 I guess the best thing is to not answer your door, but when they leave, keep an eye on them just incase they fancy being a tit and egging your house, then RUN OUT WITH A PITCHFORK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_ Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 Or answer the door naked.Im trick or treating you fo' sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 I wish I lived on an estate. I could have so much fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomm Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 egg'd much?Nope. I figure that most scallies can't afford eggs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 I wish I lived on an estate. I could have so much fun.Trust me you really dont wish you lived on an estate.... as you would have ZERO fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 Just answer it and stop being a Scrooge Alternatively Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 Just answer it and stop being a Scrooge AlternativelyThat better be concentrated hydrochloric acid coming out of them water pistols.Erm, think i'll stick with my potato gun and potato them good. Or POWERFUL bb potato gun, or even better, a cluster of bbs in the barrel with tissue behind it so it's like wadding, that will f**king own all, f**k yeah, i'm doing that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
future orange 660 Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 mark out a trail of blood like stuff outside the door Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam-Griffin Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 mark out a trail of blood like stuff outside the doorOn halloween ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 Trust me you really dont wish you lived on an estate.... as you would have ZERO funWhy not? Could have lots of fun with little kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted October 28, 2007 Report Share Posted October 28, 2007 Sit in the window stroking and Axe, and lick your lips when the look at you and beckon, if that don't make the little shitters f**k off then I don't know what will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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