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Sam Nichols

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Why is it it doesnt matter how much fosters i drink i still dont seem to be thinking australian :blink:

self censoring ohhh yeah!

i have another crate and a hlaf to work my way through so i will report back on how australian i am thinking but i thinks its all lies!!!

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by the way, its cool to post on a forum when your drunk.. but its even cooler to bost about being drunk. because thats where the respect is.. right there.. >here< yeah.

LOOK KIDS I DRINK HOW FRICKIN ACE AM I

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Why would you want to drink fosters though? Urine tastes better.

That sounds like your speaking from personal experience :P:lol:

I agree though, was in liverpool the other night and went to wetherspoons for dinner and i had the beer and burger meal deal. Upon ordering i got confused.

Bargirl: "okay so which beer would you like with your burger"

Me: "Hmm, kronenbourg please"

Bargirl: "kronenbourg isn't part of the offer, fosters is the only one that is"

Me: :huh: "I guess its gonna have to be a fosters then :( "

Maybe she meant which tap would i like it from :lol:, still seems like a stupid question if theres only one answer.

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That sounds like your speaking from personal experience :P:lol:

I agree though, was in liverpool the other night and went to wetherspoons for dinner and i had the beer and burger meal deal. Upon ordering i got confused.

Bargirl: "okay so which beer would you like with your burger"

Me: "Hmm, kronenbourg please"

Bargirl: "kronenbourg isn't part of the offer, fosters is the only one that is"

Me: :huh: "I guess its gonna have to be a fosters then :( "

Maybe she meant which tap would i like it from :lol:, still seems like a stupid question if theres only one answer.

to be pedantic, in that deal, there is also pedigree, fosters is the only lager on tap. not the only beer, when you asked for kronenourg,she probably meant it was the only lager on tap, also as you wer asking for a pint, she probably only gave the options on tap, can also have bottled beer with your meal in there, which is normally a choice of say stella, budweiser and i think cobra.

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by the way, its cool to post on a forum when your drunk.. but its even cooler to bost about being drunk. because thats where the respect is.. right there.. >here< yeah.

LOOK KIDS I DRINK HOW FRICKIN ACE AM I

How the hell did you manage to do something on paint, quite neatly actually and virtually no spelling mistakes, apply pretty good grammar too and be drunk at the same time lol

I was trying to be both ironic and witty at the same time.. Failing miserably apparently.

On a similar topic.. I can actually type exactly the same drunk as I can sober.. good vocabulary, spelling, punctuation etcetera.

Its just so much fun to go..

heyy evryonee!! im wel dunk hahahaaa wwhat are evertyone feling?? lollls this wel cfnu ahahaha

same with texts, i like to let predictive text make all my decisions. but if someone like my mother texts me to find out if i know where the iron is or something then i just text normally.

dunno if anyone else is like that?

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