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The Late Night Thread.


Dan6061

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Good night, turned not so good, turned depressing, turned to me on way home taking a detour to beach and just sitting watching the world go by, hate days like today.

So yeh, that's why i'm up so late.

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Aww nga. Go to bed, rest, tomorrow could be better.

I have compiled a list of accomplishments for tonight.

1. Had a large wasp in my room.

2. Told everyone on MSN, I have a large wasp in my room.

3. Identified said 'large wasp' as a European Hornet.

4. Taken advice from friends to bring Hornet down.

5. Acted like a little girl dodging Hornet with roll of paper.

6. Found dad's Executioner

7. Found Hornet.

8. Hit Hornet with bat.

9. Found out you need to hit a Hornet at least 4 times to bring it down.

10. Neutralised Hornet with a few more zaps.

11. Photographed Hornet with handy 105mm Macro Lens.

List Of failures for tonight.

1. Can not be arsed to post pictures of huge wasp Hornet.

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it was safer driving back at 5am then 5 pm, the scooter is pretty f**ked.

you put way too much effort in trying to be funny

You've stumped me there, champ!

Maybe if I put in as much effort in being funny as you do in being a massive cu*t then I could be a FAMOUS COMEDIAN.

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Wait, what the f**k?!

On this occasion, to hell with the 2am rule

Whatever opinion I had of you has just completely gone I'm afraid. How on earth can you think that driving at all was a good idea?

"it was safer driving back at 5am then 5 pm" maybe, but it was safer again not to drink or drive

We've lost friends on here alone through idiot drivers (and as far as I'm aware they were sober?), you've just shown yourself to be an utter cunt

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i know its not a clever thing to do, the bike had been at my mates for a week and needed to come back, there was barely any traffic and didnt see one person on the pavement.

How much damage could of caused to anyone or anything staying at 30?

Nick: you have always come across as an arrogant posh fanny anyway so really dont value you're opinion.

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Who gives a f**k about how long the bike had been there? What difference does that make?

You seemed to think because you got away with it, it's OK.

It's not. It's a risk to yourself and others. Just because you got home and no one was hurt, you didn't know that would be the case before you set off.

Just think about what you are doing before you do stupid shit like that.

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i know its not a clever thing to do, the bike had been at my mates for a week and needed to come back, there was barely any traffic and didnt see one person on the pavement.

How much damage could of caused to anyone or anything staying at 30?

Nick: you have always come across as an arrogant posh fanny anyway so really dont value you're opinion.

Why the f**k does it matter how long it had been there? If you desperately needed to get it back, don't bloody drink you complete knob

There doesn't need to be much traffic, or many people on the pavement. Hell, forget if you hit anyone else, what if you go and screw yourself up or worse? Think about your family/friends too

I was hit at about 15mph a few summers back, and I'm pretty f**king lucky to be 'normal', things could quite easily have been FAR worse...

I'm bloody lucky to still have proper use of my left arm, to still have my left ear attached, to not have serious head injuries and to be free from a massive lack of skin/abundance of scar tissue; the person you drive into whilst being intoxicated might not be so lucky

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I did think about it, i was pretty sober regardless of how the original comment made me come across.

if we're being pedantic you could just as easily cause a crash on a push bike pissed and im pretty sure theres been people on here doing that ...

i needed to move the bike as it had out stayed its welcome at my mates.

wont happen again

I was driving a scooter you f**king idiots not a f**king hgv

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