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Been out, just got back. Shitty night, made worse by a friend who was crying and I'm rubbish with upset girls, then really wanted to kiss this hot girl, but guys wouldnt leave her alone, but ended up kissing her anyway.

Then found out, she's apparently mental! haha brilliant.

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Still awake, in that zone where alcohols just wearing off but when i close my eyes things are still spinning.

Think i upset my mates girlfriend tonight too, took my camera with me to my mates house and took a load of pictures... everyone thought the flash was really bright and my mates girlfriend said she got migraines from the flash. Fair enough i thought, didn't use the flash directly at her again or even near her... so two pictures of her all night with the flash, before she'd told me. As we drunkenly walked out the house and back to her car she got all mardy and told me if i take any photos on the way home she'd throw me out the car (she's about 4'6" and i'm 6'5"). The annoying thing is that i'd said i wanted to take pics on the walk home whilst drunk and instead i got forced into getting in the car :angry:

Took some non flash photo's and some long exposures of the lights going past the window screen, then a couple of my shoes in the back footwell with next to no flash being visible because i couldn't get the manual focus right. As soon as we got the the first house on the way home she was shouting and demanding my camera off me.

Needless to say i left the car (she was still shouting), flashed a load of times in her general direction because my other friend egg'd me on and i'm easily persuaded whilst drunk and started on my walk home.

Rather disgruntled i texted her boyfriend and may have used something along the lines of "mardy, over-dramatising little dwarf". Got an annoyed text back from him, which is understandable and now i'm sat on here.

Fun times!

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Rather disgruntled i texted her boyfriend and may have used something along the lines of "mardy, over-dramatising little dwarf". Got an annoyed text back from him, which is understandable and now i'm sat on here.

Fun times!

lol funniest thing i have heard all week!

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lol funniest thing i have heard all week!

I wish they'd have thought so too, seriously... mates always whinge about their girlfriends not being treated like "one of the lads" then when you do they get all arsey. Make you f**king minds up!

meh, reckon i can fall asleep now. Might browse some porn, contemplate my lack of girlfriend at the minute and have a night-cap-wank before going bed.

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And fall asleep naked and it will all be fine in the morning. Win.

This thread is funny as f**k

Im up because im still kinda pissed, if I have a joint ill be f**ked, don't want a wank. but am texting my flatmate who I want to buck.

Who said fun times?

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And fall asleep naked and it will all be fine in the morning. Win.

Might just have to give it a go, hope i don't forget on the way to the bathroom in the morning though, sisters boyfriend could be around so that'd be slightly awkward.

Im up because im still kinda pissed, if I have a joint ill be f**ked, don't want a wank. but am texting my flatmate who I want to buck.

Who said fun times?

Fun times? My bad :lol:

That F button is pretty close to b, you either have the amazing fortune of having girls in your house or its a local word for hitting someone.

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nah, jakes at uni, sharing a flat with some bird.

im still here, cos, well why not really. im sober and have been out for a few hours this evening, jon macks not all that crazy, straight edge aint all that bad.

would a lack of alcohol this year account for my low sexual libido(its late that may be some kind of large pink bird, else i think its the right word) i aint knocked out in like a week, cos i wanted to see how long i could go without whacking one out, only thing is, usually after not whackin one out for a couple of times id shag a frog if i could stop it jumpin. but meh, im not even tempted by the girsl id usually shag drunk, even now im full of spunk. not even that tempted to whack one out either.

but yea being sober on a saturday night is a pretty odd feeling, spesh after going out, but it does leave me with an inability to sleep.i like to overthink a lot after going out.

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finished work at 10, got into town around 11:30 (rail replacement f**king buses) bumped into a mate that lives near me, had a couple of doubles at a lil club/bar thing.went back to his, drunk a lot more and stumbled in about 5 mins ago, fixed some eats and now i sleep :)

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