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Dan6061

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I am alright, and you?

Here, have an e-lol;

A drunk walks into a bar. He shouts across the bar to a group of lads "I shagged your mother"

the lads ignored him. he shouts "up the ar** aswell" still they ignore him.

He shouts a third time "she sucked my k**b too!"

one of the lads stands up and shouts back "go home dad, your p****d

im all good thx bud,

how comes your up late then?

hahah that made me lol,

only racist jokes pop to mind, but im not racist :o

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Paddy and mick are walking down the street, paddy says to mick if you can guess how many donuts are in this bag, you can have both of them..

What do you call a a black pilot?

A pilot you racist b*****d

My friend is in a wheelchair, so I gave him a chainsaw, wrapped him in tinfoil and sent him on Robot Wars. But seriously - he's dead now..

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