Sam Nichols Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 I chose bikes on the poll for the sole reason that I can get birds and ride bikes but if all I did was chase birds then I wouldn't ride. Does that makes sense?The way I see it is I ride bikes all the time and f**king love it. But when I go out or if the weathers shite or when I'm not riding I go after the ladies.Having sex is not something that I put much focus on, if it happens it happens but I find it incredibly pathetic that modern men still hold onto their Neanderthal urges.. umm bongo find woman make baby then buy a sub urban semi-detached, renault megane and a dog.There's so much more to life. Sure I don't wanna die alone but that won't happen I'm just not going to dedicate my younger care free days to chasing women, I'm going to travel, ride, party and just enjoy myself. If I find a girl along the way to share it all with I'd be stoked but I shan't be losing any sleep over it in the meantime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 umm bongo find woman make baby then buy a sub urban semi-detached, renault megane and a dog.I can't see bongo in a megane to be honest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 IF I HAVE SEX WITH MY BIKE EVERYONE IS A WINNERlol, i f**king love youI can't see bongo in a megane to be honest i thought of bongo too haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 IF I HAVE SEX WITH MY BIKE EVERYONE IS A WINNERHave sex with a girl on the bike?Then everyones a winner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 Have sex with a girl on the bike?Then everyones a winner.he could also have sex with his bike on a girl... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucky Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 combine the two...... bring ur birdout riding after work on a night and then take her home and have a nice time on te shower then the bed..simple reallyhowever these days for me its more like drive, drive, drive, speeding, speeding, driving. shag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalheadA7X Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 Oh damn, i chosen the wrong answer I like girls more than bikes.But with my recent luck with the ladies my bike treats me nicer.LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trials rules Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 Ooo!Clicked the bikes button before reading the senario.Change my vote to girls, im not a bike shagger! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Duck Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 Theres always one... Or in this case, 3 so far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnyMilton Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 either way its going to be a good ride!LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex.loves.boys Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 Birds trials isnt good enough to miss a good blowy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 What sort of a loser would choose bikes over girls!What sort of looser would have to choose. Both! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Deere Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 Birds on bikes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broomer Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 Recently rode my missus more than the bike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley-Wood Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 Dont forget about the fanny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 In reality, I couldn't live with a bird who wasn't happy with bikes. We just wouldn't get on.I wouldn't sell my bike for a bird, but I would cut down on the amount of time I rode it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ticker Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 Which muppet posted neither.Whoever they are they must be gay!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 (edited) Recently rode my missus more than the bike That backfired, for 2 reasons, saying you've had sex a lot is just 99% of the time lies, as you haven't got ANY, and, your missus has a penis as you ride her.Love it when people do that, so silly. Edited October 3, 2007 by Fat Pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Sheehan! Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 That backfired, for 2 reasons, saying you've had sex a lot is just 99% of the time lies, as you haven't got ANY, and, your missus has a penis as you ride her.Love it when people do that, so silly.what about if you ride her in the bottom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broomer Posted October 5, 2007 Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 Dont forget about the fanny!Um, i wont mate dont worry That backfired, for 2 reasons, saying you've had sex a lot is just 99% of the time lies, as you haven't got ANY, and, your missus has a penis as you ride her.Love it when people do that, so silly.Fat pants, the closest thing youve had to a girl friend is posting in the "post a pic of your missus" thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max-t Posted October 5, 2007 Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 Definately bikes. They cost LESS! max.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted October 6, 2007 Report Share Posted October 6, 2007 Fat pants, the closest thing youve had to a girl friend is posting in the "post a pic of your missus" thread. Burn But that wasn't that good, actually, the closest thing i have had to a girlfriend is hayley, who was 'dumped' by her boyfriend last night, so ,!,, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broomer Posted October 6, 2007 Report Share Posted October 6, 2007 Burn But that wasn't that good, actually, the closest thing i have had to a girlfriend is hayley, who was 'dumped' by her boyfriend last night, so ,!,, What you spoke to her over msn, bebo etc, steady on fat pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted October 6, 2007 Report Share Posted October 6, 2007 What you spoke to her over msn, bebo etc, steady on fat pants.No, that was also pretty funny, but, no, she came round last night and has been doing that for the last 7 or so weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broomer Posted October 6, 2007 Report Share Posted October 6, 2007 No, that was also pretty funny, but, no, she came round last night and has been doing that for the last 7 or so weeks.that why her boyfriend dumped her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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