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Kieran@ZSClothing

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whats worse than getting a fly in your pint?

Getting Raped..

Whats 3ft tall and cant turn around in a corridor?

a baby with a javelin through its skull...

Whats red and white and crawls up a womans leg?

Homesick abortion..

Whats Red and white and sits in the corner?

A baby with a potato peeler..

whats red, green and white and sits in the corner?

Same baby a month later.

Whats 13 inches long and keeps women screaming all night long?

Cot Death

What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender?

Dont know about you but i get a hard on! :twisted:

Whats the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

Cant get the bowling balls off with a pitchfork.

whats worse than finding 10 dead babies in 1 bin?

finding 1 dead baby in 10 bins..

Ben

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Ok time to have a break from paki jokes lol.

What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

Why are gold fish brown?

Because the water makes them rusty

Englishman, scotsman and irishman go to the desert, their aloud one item each.

englishman, "im going to take a flask so if i get thirsty i can have a drink"

scotsman, "im going to take a knife and fork so if i get hungry i can have something to eat"

irishman, "im going to take a car door so if it gets hot i can wind down the window"

Ok, bit sad but hey. Adam

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