Ben Cox Posted September 25, 2007 Report Share Posted September 25, 2007 (edited) whats worse than getting a fly in your pint?Getting Raped..Whats 3ft tall and cant turn around in a corridor?a baby with a javelin through its skull...Whats red and white and crawls up a womans leg?Homesick abortion..Whats Red and white and sits in the corner?A baby with a potato peeler..whats red, green and white and sits in the corner?Same baby a month later.Whats 13 inches long and keeps women screaming all night long?Cot DeathWhat do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender?Dont know about you but i get a hard on! Whats the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?Cant get the bowling balls off with a pitchfork.whats worse than finding 10 dead babies in 1 bin?finding 1 dead baby in 10 bins..Ben Edited September 25, 2007 by Ben Cox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Kieran@ZSClothing Posted September 25, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2007 Ok time to have a break from paki jokes lol. What do you call a spider with no legs?A raisinWhy are gold fish brown?Because the water makes them rustyEnglishman, scotsman and irishman go to the desert, their aloud one item each.englishman, "im going to take a flask so if i get thirsty i can have a drink"scotsman, "im going to take a knife and fork so if i get hungry i can have something to eat"irishman, "im going to take a car door so if it gets hot i can wind down the window"Ok, bit sad but hey. Adam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Kearns Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 (edited) suspended for 7 days. Edited September 29, 2007 by tomturd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomturd Posted September 29, 2007 Report Share Posted September 29, 2007 Racism will NOT be tolerated on TF.All of you who posted racist jokes, please use the 7 days off you have wisely, and READ THE GUIDELINES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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