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Curvy Claire Or Skinny Sue?


Matt_Zoot

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My checklist

Good arse size i.e. rounded, no flatness needs to deffo poke out and make you want to grab the f**ker:

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Infact.. an arse even bigger than that would be fine - Heres an ass worship thread for you to browse through: http://www.t-nation.com/tmagnum/readTopic....42&pageNo=1

Sub size 8 shoes... women look like right clowns with big feet

C / B sized tits are the best shit in the world. Theres a old saying (maybe?) "Anything more than a handfull is a waste"

SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT Anything below 5ft 5" is instantly awesome

They need to have a bit of fat on them also known as "meat".. this summates to an awesome combination where the arse stated above and the meat come together to make sex the best thing ever. Face down arse up is a deffo must

A decent set of hips small hips f**k me off.. makes the body look so bloody mono.

None skinny legs.. but you dont want fat legs.. a tiny bit on the thighs is fine but after that its a no go ... none of this skinny jeans emo shit either.. can f**k right off

Apart from that.. not overly fussed :)

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Just a quick note for all the PIMPS out there..that arse is a good framework for your basic "fit arse". I wouldnt go for anything smaller than that one as it becomes unpractical as you start feeling the dreaded "boney arse" when they sit on your lap.

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Skinny as in slight to over exposure of bone through skin is bad.

Curvey as in a curve of fat over there jeans is bad.

But curvy as something sexy you can hold onto nicely with a nice rounded arse, see example a few post up is goood.

Ive had Fat, Skinny and curvy girls in bed, curvy for the win. Fattys are animals but like, rather not tell you mates about them ones ayy so curvy ***. ;)

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Fattys are animals but like, rather not tell you mates about them ones ayy so curvy ***. ;)

1. If you're refering to me, yes, i'm an animal.

2. if not...

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