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This topic is for you to post up recipes of food and drink which you have invented.

Step one

Mix 3 eggs and a couple of drops of milk in a pan which should be placed on a hob of medium heat and cooked till scrambled.

Step two

Place two slices of bread in the toaster.

Step three

Mix about half a tin of beans into the pan of scrambled eggs and mix untill you are satasified it is hot enough.

Step four

Remove the two slices of toast from the toaster, place on a plate and butter then empty the contents of the pan onto the toast.

Finished

I call it scrambled eggs and beans on toast(well you think of a better name :lol:)

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Sorry but i just didn't really get the point of the thread. In fact i thought it was a joke at first. I mean, someone thinks scrambled eggs and beans on toast is such an original recipe that they need to make a topic about it?

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`The Heart Attack Burger`

Ingredients

1 Quarter Pounder from Macdonald's

1 Medium Fries from Kentucky Fried Chicken

1 Portion of Onion Rings from Burger King

1 Sachet of Barbecue Sauce from Macdonald's

Method

1. Unwrap the quarter pounder and remove the top bun.

2. Place the fries in an orderly fashion on top of the cheese.

3. Place 4 of the onion rings on top of the fries, again in an orderly fashion. (feel free to eat the rest of the onion rings at this stage)

4. Empty the entire sachet of barbecue sauce on top of the burger, fries and onion ring stack.

5. Replace the bun to it's original position and apply very light pressure.

6. Eat the motherf**ker while making m,mmmm noises!

7. Seek medical advice immediately... and go on a diet.

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Also, thanks to Chris (spacemunkeee), I've discovered bolognaise sandwiches.

They are bloody amazing (Y)

Hmm... food... erm... chicken breast with BBQ sauce, bacon, cheese and pineapple is awesome, although that's hardly a recipe I made up :ermm: Can't think of any right now...

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Not food, but drink.

It's called fart juice. It's fookin tasty and mainly, my friend created it.

1. Freeze a bottle of very strong peach juice (how my friend usually has peach juice, very strong)

2. Get said frozen drink, smash it in to a slush by smashing it on the side of your desk in any lesson (this is a school drink)

3. Get diet coke, add the slush to it.

4. Add water.

5. Shake (it's all in a bottle)

6. Make sure it looks like juice from a wet fart.

7. Enjoy.

Hmm, i think that's wrong, as legendary as this drink is, it was from year 9 and i can't quite remember the exact ingredients.

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