chrishayton Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 (edited) just sat there looked up and was like holy... i hit it with a fly squatter and the stupid fly squatter broke. its now crippled behind my pc downstairs where i cant reach it to kill it. i hope to god its dead by tomorrow lolanyone had a bigger house spider? ( gotta turn this into something useful lol) Edited August 14, 2007 by chrishayton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 At work the other day, there was a spider, which we trapped in an empty muller rice pot. It's legs stuck out like 1 cm each under the pot.That was one massive f**ker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krisboats Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 I have a bigger one that lives under the fireplace. My golden retriever tries to attack it but gets scared and runs off when it jumps (i didn't know house spiders can jump half a foot in the air )Its bigger than yours, sounds about the same as haz's monster.I'll et a pic next time its out, or could try to coax it out with some tuna on string. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Concussion Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 Shit, thats a big f**ker! I'd watch out, he will creep upstairs and take his revenge while your sleeping... lock your door! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-RoBBo- Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 I've had one under a pint glass for about 5 weeks now, and it's still alive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrishayton Posted August 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 I have a bigger one that lives under the fireplace. My golden retriever tries to attack it but gets scared and runs off when it jumps (i didn't know house spiders can jump half a foot in the air )Its bigger than yours, sounds about the same as haz's monster.I'll et a pic next time its out, or could try to coax it out with some tuna on string.are you kidding? what the hell lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krisboats Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 are you kidding? what the hell lolI'm not kidding in the slightest, nor did i ever know. But as soon as my dog goes near it up it goes, about half a foot-3/4 of a foot in the air. Almost to the same height as my dogs face, scares the dog enough to keep it away . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrishayton Posted August 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 I'm not kidding in the slightest, nor did i ever know. But as soon as my dog goes near it up it goes, about half a foot-3/4 of a foot in the air. Almost to the same height as my dogs face, scares the dog enough to keep it away .urgh im never going in there againill lock my dog in there for while she ll eat it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 You pussy.That's nothing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Got the fanny with the dyson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Kearns Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Should see the f**ker that lives next door to me. OMFG. Its a pet like but leg to leg its about 10" long.f**king tarantula i think.Big fat, black hairy thing with orange eyes. Im petrified of the things anyways. Worst fear.Ill ask if i can have a pic next time is see them Danny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Pearson Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Can I ask why as soon as you all see something you're scared of you have the almost psychotically calm and rational urge to kill it in various horrific ways?1) they're probably a hell of a lot more scared of you than you are of them, and 2) they kill all the other little things like flies that live off the rest of the house i.e. they're doing you a favour.Rich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 had one on my t.v screen. looked like a daddy long legs on steroids, big and hairy. Ended up spraying it with lynx and it kind of just dropped of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmt_oli Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 There about everywhere atm! nothing to worry about. We bad one casually wander across our hall the other day, barely fit in a pint glass. Mum doesnt like em that much so put it outside. Our dogs shit scared of em though, hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Harrison Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 I have to say, I don't support the killing of such beasts. I think it's mean to kill them just because they don't 'look right' or appear scary.But yes, where my parents live near the south coast you get loads of them, big like that too. Larger ones are rarer here up north, but you occasionally see them. I just let them go on their way. Spiders are interesting creatures.I'm with Rich on this one...(P.S. worse than that, I was helping clear out someone's garden shed once and we found one. I was going to leave it, but the guy shot it with an air pistol!! Savage...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 One's living in my phone, I see it walk in and out every now and then (its a slidey samsung) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_ Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 I am actually so shite scared of them, cant even kill em, dont wana get close enough there fast! especially the beast ones!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Concussion Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Great, had a dream about scarey spiders after viewing this thread last night. I hate spiders! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 I hate Spiders with a passion, I can't explain why I'm scared of them, 'cos I shouldn't be.I just am though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 RichIf they're scared of them, it's their inscinct to kill them, so they can't scare them anymore. And of course, they don't wanna not kill it and regret it the same night when they wake up with a huge f**king spider on their face Since a couple of happenings in my life, such as my great uncle passing away about a year ago (not entirely sure when he passed away, as bad as it sounds) and other similar things, i've had the mentality of a hippy , but i really do see life as such a big thing now, it's like, i wouldn't kill an insect that was in my room because i'm taking it away from the world, for no reason, and it's also left friends and family behind, now i don't know if insects have friends and family as such but just because they're not human it doesn't mean it's not gonna effect someone on the recieving end of me killing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Concussion Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Dude, you have mellowed. First time I spoke to you, you where talking about torture! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monty boi Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 I was sat in the bath and i saw something run past my foot so i carried on bathing and relaxing, then i felt something tickle my foot, when i looked down i froze in fear it was huge, i screamed :$ jumped out the bath slipped on the tiles and bust my nose and lip open,i was so annoyed i beat the f**ker to a pulp,Adam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 (edited) LOL.I have no mercy for people that deserve it, but if it's just an insect rollin across my ceiling tryina find some hoes, i ain't got a problem with that.Just when fools are right c**ts and deserve a good cunting (verb. to fanny, to hit or something.) that i don't care about.I always go on 'what goes around comes around'.so i carried on bathing and relaxingROFL, blates wanking. Edited August 15, 2007 by Fat Pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krisboats Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Since a couple of happenings in my life, such as my great uncle passing away about a year ago (not entirely sure when he passed away, as bad as it sounds) and other similar things, i've had the mentality of a hippy , but i really do see life as such a big thing now, it's like, i wouldn't kill an insect that was in my room because i'm taking it away from the world, for no reason, and it's also left friends and family behind, now i don't know if insects have friends and family as such but just because they're not human it doesn't mean it's not gonna effect someone on the recieving end of me killing it.Would you kill a mosquito though? I most certainly do, go round at night if i see one in my room and i won't sleep till i've hit it with a sock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocktrials Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Off to Australia in 8 days, so expect to see quite a few. Gf's auntie and family said their house's car port had hundreds of red back spiders under Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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