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not had a push bike nicked, but some smelly f**king chav, who i knew as a mate when i was little nicked my midi moto the shitting F*ck Tard... i rang police and i did some investigating with any chav on his/hers own in town- roughed em up a bit and one eventually spilt the beans. It was a lad called Dean armstrong AKA dean ArmPong, has he had constant B.O..

well thats my little theify story...

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Couple of times now, but I found out who it was, and got it back.

There's a local chav round my way, who I see on a different bike every day! He tried nicking my bike only about a week ago, I ran at him with my pump shouting "now I'm gonna crack your head open"...

....he stood there for a second, then legged it. <_<

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Ive had two saracen's taken from me :( One get around Xray and my old saracen mad team super pro. The xray I had, was stolen by someone taking an axe to the chain and the trials saracen was mugged from me. Me and a mate was cornered and held at knife point so we had no choice but to hand the bikes over. All I know now is every saracen I had, got stolen so i'm never going to own a saracen again :P

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yeah, i had a muddy fox nicked, i just laughed and thought 'what poor, sad, worthless trampy barsted would nick my crappy muddy fox'.

closed the door and thought, ' ah crap, how am i gunna get to work?'

i wasn't happy

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Another amazing Pre-Member answer. Well done. Excellent.

I had a bmx stolen once, I found it in the river just down the road about an hour later, found out it was some kid from school you had knicked it for a laugh with his mates, then shit it and chucked it off a bridge. The 15 foot drop onto a virtually dry river meant the frame got badly dented, so I was pretty pissed off. I saw him at school and went sick at him and was kicking the crap through him until the dinner ladies restrained me. I loved that bike as well but it was never the same, it was always felt a bit bent after that and we could never get the rear wheel straight again. He left the area a few months later and I never saw him again.

f**king c**t.

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hmm, i've had 2 stolen

one was a shite raleigh, green, XC, had a rear piece of rubber as a shock :S

this dude told me in the morning on the way to school, "gunna rob a bike today"

then when i were settin off home cs i lost the key to the lock (angle grinder >] ) wanker had a black dude stop me (classic wheel in front of urs job) showed me a screwdriver, and i got off.

musta bin 5 years older mind

TWUNT

so i walked to't local cop 'ole and reported it

2nd, left it outside the shop where i posted papers for, like a eedjit.

i've had a dude randomly take offence to me, and leg it across a road to demand my bike, and he was like, gimme yer bike

and i was like, no, it's mine, get ur own

and he was like, *smack to the face*

which was my cue to ride the f**k away =)

stronger now, mind, but doesn't help that u've got a bike between ur legs when u wanna kick the s**t out of the cock trying to rob you.

otherwise, i'd gladly dropkick em >]

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yeah, i had a muddy fox nicked, i just laughed and thought 'what poor, sad, worthless trampy barsted would nick my crappy muddy fox'.

closed the door and thought, ' ah crap, how am i gunna get to work?'

i wasn't happy

Ha ha do it on you GU mayte will only take a day!!

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Ive had two saracen's taken from me :( One get around Xray and my old saracen mad team super pro. The xray I had, was stolen by someone taking an axe to the chain and the trials saracen was mugged from me. Me and a mate was cornered and held at knife point so we had no choice but to hand the bikes over. All I know now is every saracen I had, got stolen so i'm never going to own a saracen again :P

Shoulda' been ballsy and seen if they'd of actually stabbed you or not. 9 times out of 10 the knife is only there for effect.

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Shoulda' been ballsy and seen if they'd of actually stabbed you or not. 9 times out of 10 the knife is only there for effect.

That sounds like really sound advice!

And Ash, don't ever let me hear you blaspheme like that again!

I've had bikes stolen twice but thankfully neither was my trials bike. First was really upsetting, I had been building it up gradually over a couple of years, had mostly quality parts in all amazing colours and stuff, left it chained up somewhere in Margate (mistake) and it was gone when I came back.

The second bike wasn't too precious as I had got it off eBay to replace the above, was an alright ish dirt jumper someone had put together. Left it chained up again, in Southampton (mistake) despite being with a much bigger lock and only for a few minutes! But I got a much nicer Specialized P2 after that cos I got insurance sorted after the first time.

But on the whole there are only a very few things in life that would spur me to violence, and meeting someone who had stolen my bike would be one of them.

EDIT: to answer the question, what did I do about it, I told the police. They took the details but surprise surprise nothing happened. I gave the details to some bike shops as well cos apparently they sometimes get people trying to sell stolen bikes to them. So maybe that will be useful advice to someone.

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Ive had two saracen's taken from me :( One get around Xray and my old saracen mad team super pro. The xray I had, was stolen by someone taking an axe to the chain and the trials saracen was mugged from me. Me and a mate was cornered and held at knife point so we had no choice but to hand the bikes over. All I know now is every saracen I had, got stolen so i'm never going to own a saracen again :P

It was probably for the best lol

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Some lad tried to steal my BMX when i was walking the Ex home. Jumped on it and tried to get me to let go. He kicked and punched my arm but i told him hes not having it. Pushed him and he fell over the bike which pissed him off abit. then he tried to headbutt me, missed, then tried to break my nose. the fanny never got the bike though, grip like a weld me.

Funny thing is, I didnt hit him once.

if it happened with the XC bike nowadays, they would have to kill me to get it, or have a really good punch to knock me out. Noone gets my bike :)

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I had a motocrosser and my jump bike stolen out of my garage. Fortunatly it had been put on the house insurance a few weeks earlier. Only took about 2 weeks from it being stolen to me having my onza zoot with the insurance money. It really is bloody wierd to think that someone has been in your garage robbing your pride and joy though while your asleep upstairs.

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Ive had two saracen's taken from me :( One get around Xray and my old saracen mad team super pro. The xray I had, was stolen by someone taking an axe to the chain and the trials saracen was mugged from me. Me and a mate was cornered and held at knife point so we had no choice but to hand the bikes over. All I know now is every saracen I had, got stolen so i'm never going to own a saracen again :P

Thats weird. :S

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Thats weird. :S

.......thats southend.......

had 3 bikes nicked from me:

- 1st time i was up lying in my girlfriends bed room and just happened to look out the window and was like, "hey look that bike looks just like mine.." and she was like, "no mikes that is your bike...." i was out the door and up the road so quickly! i caught up with him and screamed at him, then he wouldnt give it back so i kicked the shit out of him till he gave it back, shame i didn't have time to put my shoes on really.....

- I got out of school and are was some shit trying to ride of on it, so i punched him in the side of the head and he went down like a sack of shit, i kicked him then walked off, scratched the bar end doing it that way though!!! lol

- i had like this code lock on it and 4 chavs were trying to break it, so from the top of the road shouted "mate..... i really dont think that is the best idea......." and they all ran away.... i was like wtf.... 4 of you 1 of me.... i thought they might of least beat the shit out of me first!!

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