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How Many Viruses Do You Have?


Charlie Jennings

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I found 157 viruses after doing my scheduled scan on my windows 98 laptop. I didnt notice a difference between windows with viruses and windows without viruses... :D

Do a quick scan. tell us how many you have.

The person in 1st place is quizzin with 22,000 infections. :D

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You best be kidding.

Come to think of it, norton was probably the virus... A virus in my eyes is a program that makes your computer shitty and is of absolute no use or help to you.

Not really, but it's a good explanation of what i think of norton, mcafee and avg.

Basically, if i had the opportunity i'd like to stop them programs from ever being used, bought, or made or anything, they are the shittest things ever.

Nod32 ***.

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I got one virus on my comp which my brother downloaded and installed because it was called Sudoku Master or some shit.

It was a downloader, the next time I connected to the internet it downloaded a load of viruses. My Mum then told me that the computer was running really slow and the internet was as well.

I did a scan. 1568 Viruses. It couldn't delete any of them because they were all being used by another program. I tried deleting the Sudoku Shitter, which didn't work because it was open.

So I went into safe mode and deleted the b*****d, then ran a scan from in there, and it got rid of them all.

Job done.

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Give it time, the virus software for Mac's is coming through now. Wont be long before they become troublesome.

I have 0 Viruses atm, using Vista Premium..Ad-Aware/AVG..Does the job.

Big important companies and 'ordinary' people still use PCs though. Nobody can be bothered to write viruses that only work on 10%* of computers worldwide, and only affecting the mac fanboys or artsy fartsy people. Then again, someone might be tempted to write a virus just to f**k with the fanboys but I'm not too sure.

*Everywhere I looked it said that the Macintosh market share is 5-15%.

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I found 157 viruses after doing my scheduled scan on my windows 98 laptop. I didnt notice a difference between windows without viruses and windows without viruses... :D

Do a quick scan. tell us how many you have.

I don't mean to nitpick, but i don't see a difference in the scenarios so i'm sure you wouldn't see a difference in the machine ;)

Big important companies and 'ordinary' people still use PCs though. Nobody can be bothered to write viruses that only work on 10%* of computers worldwide, and only affecting the mac fanboys or artsy fartsy people. Then again, someone might be tempted to write a virus just to f**k with the fanboys but I'm not too sure.

*Everywhere I looked it said that the Macintosh market share is 5-15%.

One day someone will write one just to piss all the mac users off because they think they are safe. Then as soon as one person does it and people see how much press coverage there is because "the mighty macs got infected" there'll be others trying for the same glory. Its just a matter of time really.

I have 0 viruses on mine at the minute too. In fact i rarely check anymore... once a month, if that.

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I don't mean to nitpick, but i don't see a difference in the scenarios so i'm sure you wouldn't see a difference in the machine ;)

One day someone will write one just to piss all the mac users off because they think they are safe. Then as soon as one person does it and people see how much press coverage there is because "the mighty macs got infected" there'll be others trying for the same glory. Its just a matter of time really.

I have 0 viruses on mine at the minute too. In fact i rarely check anymore... once a month, if that.

but you need a mac to work on if you want to make a virus for a mac. and as macs are only owned by fanboys and complete noobs*, the virus maker would have to buy a mac. and then he'd become a fanboy and not make the virus. :turned:

*facts based on stereotype.

yeah, eventually someone will make a virus. But I suppose the Apple lads and lasses would be very quick with a fix for it.

Thing is, lots of the virus/spyware comes with dodgy apps. None of these dodgy apps are avaliable for macs, and will probably never be as it's too much of an effort. But i definitely agree that someone will make mac viruses some day.

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