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"Oi! my taxes pay for that", "Put some oil on your brakes.", "Stop braking those walls", "I hope you break your necks", "Find something constructive to do" ARRGGHH!!

Gotta love 'em though, if they didn't moan, we would have no one to take our anger out on! :lol:

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I Find it quite amusing, especially when I'm with weighty and someone says something.

There was this one woman who started going on like muttering to her-self in here mobility scootay and weighty says "what" course thats it shes off nattering away so weighty just "shut Your Mouth" you should have seen the look of the womens face we were all sat there laughing for ages

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Your mate told a disabled person most likley with dementure to shut up and you laughed?

fairplay

Most of the time any attention we get from riding is good, it doesnt bother me if they ask why don't we have seats, the usual reply is,

I was horny

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If you ride through town honking your brakes pointlessly to attract attention then you deserve a good slap, it doesn't do the sport any justice and people who don't have a clue about trials will just see us as noise pollutants. I doubt any of you will take any notice of what I've just said because your all 14 year old school kids who think it's great to piss people off. Ride, don't make ridiculous noise and you won't get any hassle from anyone about being disruptive. You don't have to be genius to work it out.

Had a bad day dude :P ?

To be fair, i pull my brake when riding to different places a lot. Its a chance to shave a bit off the surface of the pads so their clean and warmed up for the next riding place. Besides, if the public take offense they'll general use anything they can think of to have a go at you, you don't need to be making noise. I've been told that i can't ride a wall before because my tyres were so flat that my rim must be damaging it.

The only thing you can do is just politely say okay, maybe wait till they've left or if they're just shouting stuff at you from a distance generally ignore them.

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The place we ride is right outside a scum-central pub, so theres always boozed up retards outside telling you take your helment off and stop being a puff and make it interesting, get a seat, do a backflip, they can do better etc. The best is when a group of slags walk past and ask have you nothing better to do, and are replied to by......yeah, as opposed to going round town blowing my wage on booze, throwing up because i can't handle it and shagging some smackhead neanderthal from chorley down an alleyway, and doing the same thing 3 nights a week. That literally destroys their heads, and they just walk on.

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We always get old people moaning for riding on the walls in our village gets so annoying, here is some of the stuff we had:- :P

you disrespectful youths

can you not turn those bloody things down

has someone stolen your seat

right, thats it i'm phoning the police (on which 1 occasion they came down ooopsy)

have you got nothing better to do

hahaha hope that hurt

But the best moment of our riding days is when we got a full 3rd page in our village life magazine telling us what a group of talented young lads we are, however as amazing as what we do is, it's very dangerous and disrespectful. So we wrote a letter back telling them to build us somewhere to ride and we will leave the village! Cheeky fu***rs never published it though :(

lol Ollie

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i was riding alone during the winter on my market squear.. i had had a really bad day already.. i backwheeled this bench and my pedal slipped cracked me in the shin and i fell back and hit my head on the floor... some fat shit "tommy vagas" style geeza laughed... needless to say, i got up and went f**king nuts.. iv never actuly see a guy soo shocked in his life.. Yup.. he looked at the floor and walked away.. all his mates from the pub pissed them-selfs.. as he had just been made a fool of by a 15 year old...

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In witney we always get that stuff. Well if community officers come by the tell you off and sometimes the council have called police after seing us on camera and theyve taken details and phoned our parents. And people often give us evils. But every now and then you get someone who gives you 'respect' or whatever you wanna call it. I think police just want to get you in trouble.

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Best one I've had is an old women pretending to phone the police when she quite clearly didnt have a phone in her hand then walk up to us and say I've just got off the phone to the police chief so you better stop riding. She had already had a go before but this time we were just sitting lol.

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Jog on you sigh! Nahh stingy public are always gay..... just tell them to do 1!

My mate keeps saying that, what does the 'sigh' bit actually mean...?

It means he's watched some Danny Dyer films and he now thinks he's from South London but he's actually from a nice little village somewhere.

And its not spelt 'sigh'.

You si.

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