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I do. I say exactly this!!

Me - More than you get each year on benefits! :turned:

Then proceed to have the shit kicked out of you?

Like the lad above, I find it about right just to say Hello, and keep on riding, gets the lads quite interested in your riding (Y)

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QUOTE(deanie-b @ Jun 27 2007, 09:40 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Then proceed to have the shit kicked out of you?

Like the lad above, I find it about right just to say Hello, and keep on riding, gets the lads quite interested in your riding (Y)

Nope - 'cause I only say it to the ones that are smaller than me.

to the ones that are bigger than me... it's just - ohhh £20 ? You can buy them at halfords now :blink:

I didn't mean it ! :unsure:

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Nope - 'cause I only say it to the ones that are smaller than me.

to the ones that are bigger than me... it's just - ohhh £20 ? You can buy them at halfords now :blink:

I didn't mean it ! :unsure:

:blink: surely the best way is just to keep schtum?

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QUOTE(deanie-b @ Jun 27 2007, 10:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
:blink: surely the best way is just to keep schtum?

We find that legging it helps.

I know all the chavs that won't nick your bike round here, whereas my mate doesn't:

"Ay mate how much is your bike worth, yeh you with the red wheels,"

We look at each other, then I told him to do one.

All i get is "your bike is shit, your brakes make squealy noises, you ain't even got disc brakes on the back innit."

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well pete wright told me that he was backflipping a 10ft drop gap to front wheel, and like 42 chavs came up to him and were like "yehmate giz' yer bike even doe it ent got no seet." And then pete wright laid out the chav, did a shit in his hat, put it back on his head and then manualed up a 6ft wall to backwheel and got away from the other chavs, even though he wouldve had them easy because he is a henchbelt in karate. (Y)

All well true.

Bit old mate...

Anyway, im with Monsterj on this, just talk to them, answer there questions, most of them, if your nice to them theyll be nice back.

and we ride in poplualted aereas anyway to be honest, and there usally one meat head rider with us haha

My mate headbutted one the other week, they hit his mate for no reason... he remins me of tra, hes even got a koxx karbon and everything lmao.

so yeah. there not all bad. we get groups whatching us..

:)

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I remember one saying - I bet you can't use the bike as a lethal weapon...

I sure showed him! :turned:

no you didnt

I do. I say exactly this!!

Chav - Ow much iz ur bike worf den mush..

Me - More than you get each year on benefits! :turned:

no you dont

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Today was funny as went into and got dropped off near a pizza hut and then i saw like 5 chavs running down the road just looked at them they looked so funny then thought to myself why would you be running out of pizza hut lol next thing i know some women comes up and she was like where those fukers go! Just pointed and she ran after them.

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**RING ** RING **

Hello?

...

Hangon, I'll just get him.

Yes, it's 1999 on the phone, they want their thread back.

But, yeah, chavs are the underclass that are scarily prevalant. Never judge a book by its cover though, met a guy today who looked a bit hairy... turned out to be sound as, just goes to show.

Send the joke back whilst your at it :P

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Today was funny as went into and got dropped off near a pizza hut and then i saw like 5 chavs running down the road just looked at them they looked so funny then thought to myself why would you be running out of pizza hut lol next thing i know some women comes up and she was like where those fukers go! Just pointed and she ran after them.

Pizza Hut staff aren't allowed to leave the building after customers have done a Dine 'n' Dash. My housemate works there and he told me so. He said in Swansea they get about 5 or 6 a day doing it.

Anyway, when people ask me how much my bike is worth I say "about £200".

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I'm on my twice yearly review of TF, seeing whats what, and its like it hasnt changed! The same threads but with new people in 'em...

This chav thing is the same all over the place, just avoid them and if you cant, avoid eye contact. If they ask you a question, just answer it in the least threatening way you can. All they want is an excuse to be an idiot; dont give them one (Y)

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I used to be quite intimidated by chavs... don't know why :S

I frequently get asked how much my bike is worth etc and I always reply with a figure of around £500, I dont lie, but thats because I'm not scared of them... Recently I have received alot of attention from the indian lads who live near me when im riding my local spot, I have found that just by letting onto them, learning there names and being sound to them you receive alot of respect.

This has also worked in Birmingham when I was riding there with a freind, we were aproached by a group of 3 men who asked questions about our bikes and shown real interest, I shook their hands, found out their names and everything was sound :)

Another question I get asked is if I lift weights because im well built, they seem to be put off when I tell them I box :)

If someone wanted to try and take my bike they would try and take it straight away, not arse about asking silly questions ;)

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