Sticky! Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 I just want to say i hate them wherever you go to ride there is a chav and all they seam to know how to say is do a trick or get a f*cking saddle.Or the most annoying one is when you are about to go for something and they come around the corner on there sarecen 2-zero bikes and go i bet im better than you and loop out on a little wall or something pathetic.Now its your turn to abuse the C**TS.feel free and enjoy.Hopefully one day they will all know everybody hates them and they will all go away.callum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 Theres always post about chavs.Yes no one likes themYes they say stupids thingsGet over it, we are on silly bikes after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan. Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 do they realise half the nation hates them? and s GB the only country with the? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex.loves.boys Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 hahathis one guy came up to me today and said, i bet you cant go form that wall to that rock, i instantly said i bet i can..then did it..showed himhaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Garland Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 Ha legend. It is fun to show them how dumb they are Its not too bad round my area, I just try to avoid where they are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendrix Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 I remember one saying - I bet you can't use the bike as a lethal weapon...I sure showed him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krisboats Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 I remember one saying - I bet you can't use the bike as a lethal weapon...I sure showed him! So you promptly fell off and hit your balls on the little bit of metal sticking out that hideous yellow frame you used to have? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 Shittest thread ever live with it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bolty Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 (edited) yer there bad but if we try and be ok with them, they might not do something to us or steal are bike whatever. ....or maybe not. Other day three lads came over and we just talked to them and it turned out they were really sound.don't judge a book by its cover.bolty....... Edited June 26, 2007 by Bolty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RR_Trials Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 The constant asking of 'can you do a back flip'Its ok when an amazed little kid ask'sBut a 19year old chav... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
selby1 Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 So you promptly fell off and hit your balls on the little bit of metal sticking out that hideous yellow frame you used to have?lmfao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Moore Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 That's why we made a thing called chav bashing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 That's why we made a thing called chav bashing wow stupidest post in the stupidest thread wasnt expecting that!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendrix Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 So you promptly fell off and hit your balls on the little bit of metal sticking out that hideous yellow frame you used to have?No I wheel whipped him with my pucker Trials Bike... knocked off his cap, and rode off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 On the more sensible side...'anti-social idiots' is not a new thing. It'll pass like everything else did...punks, mods and rockers etc etc...But, I say bring back the 90's when we could all get away with wearing adidas poppers and nike tracksuit tops in appauling colours... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendrix Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 That's why we made a thing called chav bashing and that's why us Trials Folks also have a thing called "N00BDar"OH LOOK, it's going off. DON'T POINT AT ME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RR_Trials Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 I love the way every turns into a slating...Ahh well it shows that everyone has a good strong opinion which is good to see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonMack Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 I find it best when chavs are watching to just give it an "alright boys" or something along those lines, they then realise you're "sound mate" and don't tend to care. I used this technique a few weeks ago when some guys were trying to act all tough around us, just rode close to them and was like "alright" and all of a sudden they payed an interest and were talking about how amazing the stuff we were doing was, before hand they were probably more interested in nicking our bikes. The other day a group of black kids came up to us and just started asking us the usual questions, how much is your bike, whats your best trick, why hasnt it got a seat, etc. and we just answered all their questions, had a laugh with them and they were alright. I guess I've just had good experiences with them, but we always end up having chavs watching us, especially if they happen to be riding bikes, they're all like "wooooah". I'm sure if I had been wearing skinny jeans like I usually do, they would have acted differently towards me, but thats why I ride in shorts or tracksuit bottoms. So I can do nothing but backup Boltys point of "don't judge a book by it's cover" because some of them are... tolerable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Sheehan! Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 (edited) well pete wright told me that he was backflipping a 10ft drop gap to front wheel, and like 42 chavs came up to him and were like "yehmate giz' yer bike even doe it ent got no seet." And then pete wright laid out the chav, did a shit in his hat, put it back on his head and then manualed up a 6ft wall to backwheel and got away from the other chavs, even though he wouldve had them easy because he is a henchbelt in karate. All well true. Edited June 26, 2007 by sheehan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomm Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 well pete wright told me that he was backflipping a 10ft drop gap to front wheel, and like 42 chavs came up to him and were like "yehmate giz' yer bike even doe it ent got no seet." And then pete wright laid out the chav, did a shit in his hat, put it back on his head and then manualed up a 6ft wall to backwheel and got away from the other chavs, even though he wouldve had them easy because he is a henchbelt in karate. All well true.Jesus, this Pete Wright stuff is not funny at all. You weren't even around then Kinda off topic a bit, but do you tell chavs how much your bike is worth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 It's obvious that he 360'd and wiped out around 300 of Englands hardest chavs, then tapped 180 3 of their chins at once, and their chins span around their face, i heard they're still spinning. Then he helped the police by arresting them, putting their wrists in his his frames titanium holes, they were going nowhere.And, i had a little pikey chav come up to me in london near london bridge station, and he asked me how much it was worth, so i told the little willy 200, and then Rusevelt merked him by telling him it was more than he could afford. He got on my bike (stood over it) and i was so ready to put him on the floor if he tried to run off.Just tell them it's around 100 or something cheap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thurston Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 i just say £200 or summitam i hell sayin its true value Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfboy Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 **RING ** RING **Hello?...Hangon, I'll just get him.Yes, it's 1999 on the phone, they want their thread back.But, yeah, chavs are the underclass that are scarily prevalant. Never judge a book by its cover though, met a guy today who looked a bit hairy... turned out to be sound as, just goes to show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Sheehan! Posted June 26, 2007 Report Share Posted June 26, 2007 **RING ** RING **Hello?...Hangon, I'll just get him.Yes, it's 1999 on the phone, they want their thread back.But, yeah, chavs are the underclass that are scarily prevalant. Never judge a book by its cover though, met a guy today who looked a bit hairy... turned out to be sound as, just goes to show. .............................................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendrix Posted June 27, 2007 Report Share Posted June 27, 2007 Jesus, this Pete Wright stuff is not funny at all. You weren't even around then Kinda off topic a bit, but do you tell chavs how much your bike is worth?I do. I say exactly this!!Chav - Ow much iz ur bike worf den mush..Me - More than you get each year on benefits! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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