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At a demo this weekend, Phil King decided to go a little crazy in a competition between myself and Phil "Earthworm" King to see how many pegs we could get on our face, with hilarious consequences involving at least 3 other people we don't know.

I'd like to hear, your best captions to this photo, but also what the ACTUAL quote is.

The winner gets an all expenses paid massage from Darren Hill. *

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* by all expenses, we mean you pay for everything, and by massage we mean uncomfortable sex with a large candle, and by Darren Hill, we mean Darren "Lee" Hill.

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Spode;

Keep this going for a while please - I'm liking it as they're getting further away from the actual one! He he

Free Massage awaits.....

Darren

www.thinkbikes.com

LOL. I'll wait for a few more before adding the actual quote.

In the mean time, I just put up a few other photos from the practice before the show.

http://www.thinkbikes.com/gallery/?dir=.%2...vinebikeweek%2F

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Maybe the question needs some hints......

Scottish Accent is the 1st recommended by my lover

2nd clue involves a game we used to play in school - Kiss .....

3rd involves a relative....

4th is look at the pic and say what you see!!

Darren

I know what the answer is................................

You need a Scottish accent.... :- (hint, hint)

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What actually happened, is Earthworm got a little crazy and ran outside. Two giggly teenage girls screamed and ran off. And that was before he put pegs on his face....

10 minutes later, a big, burly Scottish guy, DROVE no more than 25m, parked outside the mobile home we were staying in and angrily knocked on the door. After summoning him inside, the conversation was as follows, to which everything we responded to was either "errr", "ok" or "nee".

"Were you chasing my daughters with pegs on your face?" - as if it was an entirely normal thing to be happening.

"Are you carrying on?" - what the hell does that even mean? Is their a correct answer?

"I work here you know..." - oooh, nasty.

And that my friends, is the correct answer to the caption competition.

Of all the entrants, my favourite is "give uncle peg face a kiss!". So Fat Pants, you win the aforementioned prize!

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Of all the entrants, my favourite is "give uncle peg face a kiss!". So Fat Pants, you win the aforementioned prize!

OHH YES! Darren, get your hands lubed up, and my back is very hairy!

WEEEE I WIN!

I know it says otherwise, but yeah.

Who is Darren Lee Hill anyway?

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Look up www.thinkbikes.com, and you'll see

Come to think of it, I've prob ridden with you on a London Ride!

Now I'm going to ride you!!

He he

Darren LEE Hill

OHH YES! Darren, get your hands lubed up, and my back is very hairy!

WEEEE I WIN!

I know it says otherwise, but yeah.

Who is Darren Lee Hill anyway?

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