If you want sick jokes, head over to Sickipedia.com (>50% of the jokes in this thread are plagiarised from there, including the one below) Quick reminder on the guidelines: 4. Racism Minimum Penalty - 2 Warning Points Trials-Forum is open to people from any race, gender, physical or mental condition, sexual preference/orientation, IQ, age or religion, and as such intolerance of other people's beliefs, culture, IQ, gender, physical or mental conditions, sexual preference/orientation or age is unacceptable. _____________________________________________________________ Back on topic: I knew a guy who fell into an industrial grinding machine. He’s fine now.