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balnce the bike on the back wheel while holding the bars (lightly) while its on bathroom scales

oh dear A newly-wed couple wake up on the first morning of the their honeymoon in the Caribbean and decide to take a stroll down the beach. On their way they pass a shanty house, and sitting on the front porch is an overweight woman, stark naked, legs wide open, eating a slice of watermelon. The husband sees this and liking the idea of his new wife exhibiting her body in public asks her whether she would do the same. The wife looks at him in disgust and refuses. The second morning they pass the shanty house again and, sure enough, the overweight woman is sitting on the porch stark naked, legs wide open, eating another slice of watermelon. Not being put off by his new wife's refusal, the husband enquires of his wife, "Why don't you go over and ask that woman what it feels like to sit there naked, letting the air waft over your pussy?" The wife again refuses. This continues each morning for two weeks until it is the last day of the honeymoon. Each morning they would pass by the woman, each morning the husband would try to persuade his new wife to copy her and each morning the wife would refuse. However, it being the last morning the husband gives it one more try and enquires of his wife, "Why don't you go over and ask that woman what it feels like to sit there naked, letting the air waft over your pussy?" The wife finally gives in, opens the gate of the shanty house and walks up to the overweight woman on the front porch. "What does it feel like to sit there naked, letting the air waft over your pussy?" she asks, hesitantly. "I don't rightly know, replies the woman, "but it sure keeps the flies off of my watermelon."

just over 13 kilos. t-rex with ashton forks

that happened with mine, so i deleted the stuff that was on the disc, and it came up with removable storage device found.

i dont get number three.....o well First year class in London comes in from break. Teacher asks Sarah: "What did you do at break?" Sarah says, "I played in the sand box." Teacher says, "That's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a cookie." She does and gets a cookie. Teacher asks Joe what he did at break. Joe says, "I played with Sarah in the sand box." Teacher says, "Good. If you write 'box' correctly on the blackboard, I'll give you a cookie." Joe does, and gets a cookie. Teacher then asks Mustaffa Abdul Mahmoud what he did at break. He says, "I tried to play with Sarah and Joe, but they threw rocks at me." Teacher says, "Threw rocks at you? That sounds like blatant racial discrimination. If you can go the blackboard and write 'blatant racial discrimination' I'll give you a cookie."

thats not even close. they couldnt even be bothered to weld the doors shut!

..................................good one Wife: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor". Husband: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous." Wife: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor." Husband: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out! Where's the car." Wife: "In the pool."

run over the pig, which then gets chopped up by the helicopter, which then crashes, turning into a huge fireball. then, be incredibly opportunistic..... ...and have a bbq

seconded lol. o well, here goes: why dont black people like country and western music? Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone shot their sister.

good ol' purple make up n ripped clothes. why is the generic image of a zombie with ripped clothes?

getaway in stockholm.

word

hacksaw a groove in the bolts, then use a flathead screwdriver to get em out.

what a legend, look at him go! mind out for the bass, caught me out a bit.

raw jelly....mmmmmmmmmm

mould grips eh? i heard mole grips are quite good for that too......

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yeah, the plastic would need to be strong enough to push the chain down, but flexy enough to bend if it gets hit, and soft enough to stop it from being really noisy. nice idea though, i agree that you'd need to get an allen bolt on there instead of the phillips one.

apparently they're having the same ref as the portugal - netherlands match. so, how many cards do you reckon will be handed out in this one? 12? 13?

cheers... ...downloading...hehe

they've used a sample from the intro to 'miami ink' on discovery real time.

yeah, not by much though, thats only 2cm remember, plus, you'll have better tyre clearance.

20 x 15 = 300 whoo!

looks pretty nice imo and i ride stock! like the headtube, reminds me of the czar

did it on my old bike, after a while the chain stretched a bit, not enough to skip though. you need to be careful if its too tight, might bugger up the hub a bit.