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mmm why dont they make bolts round in the first place? then nobody would have to problem of rounding them off anymore than they have too! I think im onto something here....

Dont suppose you got a RRP for those horny bitchass levers? Just leeked from my willy the 5th time today :$

not undoing the crank remover after removing the first crank and then just screwing it into the second crank and pulling the thread out from the inside of the crank :$ is abit of a kick in th nuts i tell theee

ricky you s%!t yourself when that bacon boy shouted at us. you run and hid underneath that fountain, and then every time the fuzz drove past you'd ride off.. even today, community support officer comes over, has a little word and she was quite friendly about the situation of us 'bashing' up some concrete. you however laid a log EDIT: im just saying their doing their job, admitted some of them are power hungry and lazy. but hey who isnt?

what colour did you go for to make it look ace? also did you take your bottom bracket out for the spray job? I hate taking BB's out and was the $30 from a spray shop or a dodgy geezer? cheers

hehe join the club. Only just got back on the Mag after 2 years of lazyness (aka GCSE's) just a shame my riding chums can sidehop 36" and I cant walk anymore

undrilled rims are sooo last year and yeh echo drilled rims are really lush looking, all the colours of the rainbow just add to the pimpfactor of the bike you own! Rainbow colour rims and Gaypride? no rickycoleman im not gay

Ey guys. Ive got a T-Mag '03? square tubing, its getting on now. The paint job is original, so its blue and silver sparkly paint which in my opinion is abit too homosexual for my liking, and also its well and truly lost the sex appeal of a new bike. So, you guy know your Onions. I want to get it sprayed, im pretty sure I know the guy for the job. The colour im thinking of going for is white? its clean, modern and clinical. What do you guys think? Anybody sprayed their bike white an it looks totaly W4Nk? or has someone got a bike colour that looks sooooo gorgeous that more people should be getting theirs sprayed the same. Im open to views.... white however, is tempting. As for price. You people must of had a dealings with spray shops or dodgy geezers offering their skills with a can? whats a decent price, Im going to need to frame sand blasted or whatever it takes to make it bear metal (7005 aluminium) and then sprayed and laquered, is it going to cost mucho $$$? Cheers Scopse.

yeh i apologise for being a prat, its a habit im trying to work my way out of lol as for horizontal tango, i cant say i was 13 like rickycoleman. the real dirt b******d!

im 16, be 17 in few weeks..... i take it you want to know so you can attack my childish banter?

fluff is great for tickling the first few times, so you move onto greater adventures, sure enough you get bored of them too and move to conquer another girl. Trials is a progressive sport at which you get better and better, sure you get better at shagging I just wish the girls would get better and better at giving blowies shag and ride boys! shag an ride

Fountains theres something about almost falling in, especially infront of alot of traffic an making urself look a right tit, makes you ride better!

Grab a dremmel and buy yourself one of those blue electric styley dishes, you know the ones you get from the gadget shop when u touch it, the electric moves towards ur hand, drill urself a nice big hole an slap that in the middle. then get a stencil an cut underneath the electric dish some narley writing like the 'Alchemist' an get a 12" blue cathode on th bottom of your case. Will look sick this is what it'll look similar too: ow and heres the writing idea: Yeh when its raining, the 2nd best thing to do is Mod Your Box

Mistake No#01: You got a g/f Mistake No#02: You planned on gettin her a xmas present? what were you thinking? Mistake No#03: You sold your bike to fund a g/f, silly silly boy

Nooooo way! The sexiest ever bike has got to be my '01 Onza T-mag (old school to the max) square tubing and everything and before i get the comment 'you want a medal?' no you penarse I want a trophy

The Prophet - Sensation Black 2005 Got my tickets Sensation Black 2006, Google it bitches! w00tie

I play ro-sham-bo professionally, I did however lose my testicles at the age of 12. Anyone wanna go some?

Ey I dont see a: Sainsbury's - Making Life Taste Better