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It's nice to have a look through this thread and reminisce at all the (old) faces! I'm glad this forum is still going and people are staying in touch to some degree. For the record, you may remember me as 'Scopse' or 'Gok Wan'. Not sure why I chose either of those names but I do have fond memories of what was a pathetic attempt at a threesome with Simps back in the day and it somehow found its way on to an equally terrible trials video that somehow didn't get taken down by mods for an astounding 2 days.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNZ6lDp7LAo No biggie.

Ooooow my last post was almost a year ago. You may remember me as Scopse or Gok Wan.

If I didn't buy a bloody house last year, I'd have a nice car, nice clothes and probably would of treated myself to a pejazzle by now.

You can pretty much ignore what I'm about to write as you're going out with her tomorrow anyway. But girls do last minute resistance all the time, they realise the point in the night is coming where they want to at least kiss you but they don't want to look like a slag so they show disinterest in the hope that you'll work harder for her attention and make her feel like it's okay to do whatever it is she wants to do. Honestly the best thing to do so you don't look like a Beta male is to totally ignore her, go and chat to some other chick to make her jealous, make her work for your attention and make it look like your Alpha enough to not give a shit and you're happy to just crack on with the next girl.

I really thought Ali C had a whole battalion of cats, can't you borrow any of his?

Remember, don't be a bitch. Act like you want to break up with her. She needs to realise that your love is earnt and if she is the best person to receive your love then she's got to realise she can't go f**king your car up and kicking off.

Are you a serial killer? She was totally shaven, apart from her head and eyebrows. I was hoping for atleast a little under arm fluff to spice things up.

To cut a long story short, I pulled a german girl last night, she was ginger and I found it all very amusing (thought it'd be a good opportunity to sleep with a ginger and german in one go to overcome my previous curiousities). Went back to my mates with her and sexed rather pitifully, way too much whiskey and these condoms I found that apparently have numbing stuff inside them (seriously I could punch my dick and it didn't hurt) anyway after a couple of average sex sessions went to sleep. Woke up in the morning and she'd came on her period in the night and there was some hefty blood stain on the sheet. I couldn't help but laugh but kicked her out nonetheless and now I feel pretty bad that my mates bed sheets got all messed up. I tried washing them before he woke up and there's still resemblance of the blood but he thinks it could be a coffee stain. Do I tell him or not?

'The Great Escape.' That's generally what the victims trying to do anyway.

He doesn't have a leg to stand on, you didn't sell it with a warranty, mechanical things break and its a fact of life. If he bought it when it was working fine and now it's not working, he's broken it and he's probably trying to pull a fast one so he doesn't have to pay to fix it. The police can't do anything, he's trying to scare you and a 30 day money back guarantee on faulty goods would be if the goods were faulty as they arrived, that's not the same as a 30 day warranty which he I don't think you sold with it.

You up for it? We just need a place to stay. I'm seriously up for a night out in pompey.

Saturday night on the DJ memorial weekend? I'm up for going out.

*Some studies have even demonstrated an increase in muscle strength in endurance athletes as a result of taking Carnitine. It must be true.

I can't see any video :/