Bonney@X-Street

we will sue (Y) leaving weymouth in 30mins, weather here looks a bit naff, hopefully will be alright today...

ooo grooovey website. looks like this puppy could be a bit of a beast!

portland anyone, home of the inbreds..?!

My mate was lucky then, wrote his off into a barrier on a main road, luckily my mate's farm was close so we got a tractor and trailer! traffic cop flew straight by us whilst it was in the barrier but was in a rush somewhere else phew (Y)

coppers are so annoying, i got busted for my neons and i thought they were gonna kill me or summin, proper having a go at me. i sed they should concentrate on people bein beaten up in town rather than some fancy blue lights! didn't like that too much and gave me a 7 day wonder job!

Very sad day. My 306 is up for sale linky

awesome...good effort mate! (Y)"

in spain there is "bimbo bread" (Y)

tell them to search 000059 i think it is "the reject code" lol! always get some funny reactions. or the code for the durex when we sold them. cant remember it off hand though :) best one is ringing up asking for locking wheel nuts for a tractor or wheelbarrow or cinclair c5. Some people will actually try and find out for you LMFAO! :P :P :-

Did you take my advise? if you did You must of done it right then then ;)"

would'nt bother, the pay is rubbish, i know, i work there! <----- that was the bikehut expert on my setting >_< p.s my manager agrees, give him head, works a charm (Y)

give the manager head

absolute genius, brilliant. how long before its on those f**king phone adverts? taking bets?

smoooth

hey man i know how u feel, my g/f of 1yr split with me on our 1yr aniversary and left me for one of my ex-mates a few eeks ago and i know it hurts so much. I just thought, whats he got i dont...but as someone sed earlier...time is a healer. Im now seeing a very hot hairdresser and im like... i've moved on from you and done 100% better than you ever were. so go out and sleep about and watch some pron mate (Y)

okey doke! sleep well & ill speak to u tmw. hav a good day at college nite xx ; ) xx a stunning hairdresser im seeing ^^ lol

Pretty much, me being the stupid idiot i am forgot that im actually coverd by norwich union as well, but i didn't realise till i read earlier, so saves me £40 per year and hopefuly a better service (Y)

what do you call a chav on a trials bike.... Theif :)"

*cough* search your download program, loads of cracked versions of style xp *cough*

but they should still tow me home though. thats the thing, i pay £40 for this, and the first time ive had to use them and they do sweet fa. its lucky i found the bolts really, all over a flat tyre.

amen

getting my gti6 in august £1400 to insure.... magics of 2 yrs no claims :)

but, if i break down, i pay a subsription to either repair or take me home. not to leave me stranded. i had all the tools to change a wheel, just stud lengths are different. so they should have taken me home. take the piss really does

Wednesday night i was driving home when i hit a dirty great pot hole in the road. unfortunatly this gave me a flat tyre being as they are low profile tyres. So i went to change the tyre but then realised that the stud lengths are different as i have oz titan alloy wheels. Longer studs etc... so i couldn't put the spare on as it would strip the threads of the bolts and possibly snap therefore, potential damage to the car. So i gave the AA a ring as i am a member and they said " ok mr bonney, not a problem, someone will be with you within 1 hr" so i sat and waited for them to arrive. 1 hr passed and a "local agent" ( in other words, they sent a garage out) to help me. he arrived in a van and jacked my car up, he took the alloy off and went to put spare on and started screwing the studs back in. I then sed "what are you doing", he then replied " putting your spare on". i said "but it wont fit, thats the whole reason your here, im not stupid i can change a spare wheel, the studs dont fit." he hadn't been told this by the AA even though i specificly told them to mention it. So about now im getting pissed off and he rings the garage to arrange for me to get picked up by a transporter. They rang the AA to clarify but they refused as i should have equipment to change a spare wheel. I had a jack, locking wheel nut key and spare wheel all in the car! and then they said becuase you dont have every thing i need they weren't going to cover for me to get towed home. now im absoluetly fuming. I pay £40 per year to be covered if i break down so i can be towed home. they said it would cost me £300 to be taken home on a lorry, to which i replied quite nicely, "f**k off you lot are taking the piss". The garage man said, im sorry sir theres nothing i can do and drove off! The AA themselfs then rang me to give me a quote to be towed home. i asked to speak to the manager and really let rip as they weren't going to help me. i asked, if my fuel pump died would i be expected to carry a spare in the boot or what about an oil pressure switch?! I then cancelled my membership there and then! luckily i got hold of a friend and he took me home. turned my garage inside out and managed to find the locking wheel nuts off my old wheels. so i popped the spare on and home i went. But what if i didn't have the bolts, ABSOLUTE JOKE!! RAC all the way

OH DEAR...?!!!!! ARE YOU MAD! That is awesome! Imagine pulling up with that in the trunk and doing that, open air quarry party anyone on portland (Y)" granted i would change the subs and mids as they look like they are made of cardboard! get some rockford forsgate 12"'s in the with some jl w7's in support....Serious Owning!!