Translation for those who could not understand. So me and Cap were on our way to a party with some beer and three girls when an old Nissan Micra pulls up at the side of us, one guy steps out and says "u been giving us shit mate" so for around ten minutes this guy was just chatting shit like chavs do, another guy pulls up in a Corsa to see what’s going on, so after a large discussion, one of the guys pushes me and then the pair of them proceed hitting me, meanwhile the guy that was sat in the Corsa jumps out and stole this guys key (the car was hot wired but still had keys in the ignition apparently ) then cap steps in and we were both nailing these two guys then they retreat to the Micra and pull out two bats (more like hockey sticks actually), I get hit a few times but some how he lost it something and we both sort of went mental, Cap was going sick at this other guy screaming his tits off at him “think you’re hard because you’ve got a F*cking stick”, the chavs were shitting one and hit him a few times with the bat then it breaks as he blocks it with his arm. It was at this point that I noticed there was a third guy in the back with an eight inch butcher knife, eek not good, but they couldn’t get it out in time, then both of them shat one and jumped back in the car and sped off, so we walk on down the road then the police turn up, I got a few bashes but I killed that other guy and Cap got a new bump on his arm and one on his face from the bat, but just nailed the other guy and scared the living sh*t out of them both, WHAT A BEAST!!!!, We then went to the party which was jolly good fun!! lol All in all it was a good night!!!!!!!