Haz

Strawberry Fields Forever - The Beatles

Audi daytime running lights are so sexy.

Doesn't work for shit anyway.

I'm sitting at home doing sweet FA. Enjoy school. (That's a lie, I'm waiting a few minutes before I go and hand in my portfolio for review.)

That's no way to earn your brown wings.

Going for a walk. Ugh.

You hush your mouth, haha. I really can't sleep. It's so gay.

Use protection, kids. You heard it here first.

Your heart has turned inside out and you have 7 hours to live.

It's not pub golf unless you don the stylish attire. Good show, pub golf rules.

I'm going to put money on this aswell. If you lift both arms above your head, straight, and take a few deep breaths, that will normally solve it. If your pulse is irregular, or abnormally fast, go to a doctor.

"Protection? Protection from what? Ze Germans?"

Yeah, about the same here. And Danny, I've tried pretty hard, and all I have is a 40% warn, you are just a dick.

I'm pretty certain the same rules as usual apply. You'd be pretty pissed if you were at a party and everyone started groaping your bitch (unisex term here). The only difference is you like sausage, not cooter.

Epic Fail...

I like those odds.

I own. Before you ask, no I haven't, but yes I would, and in the future, shall.

Complete the Assassination Missions you get later in the game. One man Army is piss easy, you did it the hard way. Go to second island before you unlock the third, steal chopper, fly over third island, 6 stars will ensue, fly around five minutes. Achievement Unlocked.

Just got the Assassin's Greed Achievement. Haha, sweet.

200...

Yep.

No love?! Dude seems sweet, anywho... Happy Birthday from THE Night Crew™*. *By invitation only.

My excuse is high alcohol blood level...

Really, only read the both of these if you have gone past his point, it does make a difference...