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I'm up for Reading, if it is the Saturday, or Oxford, or Maybe Bristol, money depending.

I imagine a few cells do, but like I said, it takes a few hundred to obtain a reliable DNA sample.

You do realise, a needle would be pointless if any of them stuck to the needle, causing a blood clot.

Good one Monkey, have a think about this, it's a needle, not a syringe full of blood. If you can sit on it and spike yourself, it's not going to be hard to contaminate. Something which is designed to enter and exit the body with minimal trace, so likely picks up insanely small amounts of DNA, will be give unrecognisable results. It takes a few hundred full cells from a mouth swab to get a clear DNA sample, I don't see it happening froma needle. B) However, Tomm will probably read this and tell me it's all wrong.

Ok, so im going to embed a drawing pin on my seat when I leave the cinema. How are you going to catch me? Besides, if you are f**ked up enough to leave a needle in a seat, I doubt you mind going to prison, afterall, you're probably a heroin addict, and homeless, anyway.

YeAh, he'd a\/ 2 b nutz 2 mess w1v uz! B)

How? B)

Yeah, I heard that too, it's strains mutate so quickly, without anything to infect, that they become harmless. :P

Gigabyte = B)

http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/n/needles-theaters.htm

I know someone who took one and passed. She crashed a week later writing off her car and injuring her car full of friends on their way to Alton Towers. :ermm: Slow and steady with lots of practise. :-

Screen problems were a bad batch, Apple have offered to replace them as a priority. I don't care about the new iPod, I think the best thing is finally, Apple copied Microsoft! :ermm: Yes, Apple have also released Front Row, a MCE2005 equivelant add on to Tiger, and it looks almost exactly the same. LMFAO. That s going to be so awesome! I want it! :- Ohh and the new iMac is the sex, remote control and all the Biz, I want one of them too.

You goon. You fool. You nobber. You suck. Shut up mono-bollock. Frequent often.

Haha, apparently my sister is passively addicted. She hangs out with people who smoke, but because she hasn't met up with any of them in weeks, she is suffering from withdrawal! Hey, at least it's not cancer.

Where can I get an up to date copy of parkers? I need one for my searching (Y) Ta.

Driving lessons, joint with my birthday though, same as my sister. (Y)

And now, to Irakistan! (Y)

First Pic: "Big Scott took his crazy frog impression too far this time..." Second pic: "I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK, I sleep all night and I work all day, I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavotry, on wednesdays go shopping and have buttered scones for tea!"

First times for everything in general, to save me listing them. Time I tryed to get out the bath without my hands, and somehow forward flipped over the rim and chinned the corner, so I had to go to A+E to get 4 stitches. Making molotov cocktails down the in local woods (in a clearning, with saftety blanketts and an extinguishers, before you moan), making napalm, the ring of fire, accidentally lighting the bottle of petrol and throwing it into a bush, before my best friend kicked it causing burnin petrol to spray everwhere in a ball of flames.* End of school. Prom/After prom party. Loads more, they are the main ones... *This is not big or clever, but yes, I am proud, it was f**king hilarious! :P

Because they have fugly knees? (Y)

(Y) Nah mate, most pads are made from plastic, is just pretty soft plastic, buy it in big ass sheets and cut it to fit the backings. Plazmatics rock my socks, best pads I have ever owned, except possibly Monty X-Hydras, they were pretty noice!

I'm more hardcore because the teacher didn't turn up to my maths lesson, hense I'm bored and am dossing aboot on here. (Y)

Erm, I'm coming, too, for once, I actually am going. But I havn't ridden in ages, so I'll suck. (Y) See y'all tomorrow! :P Oh yeah, my train gets in at 11:15.

I think Vista is 75% 64bit, with 32bit coding aswell, so it will still run averagely on old machines.

I did the digging out thing to a few, the haven't come back since. However I stopped after three because i drove a pair of toenail scissors a bit deep... :P