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Haz

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  1. The Day After Tomorrow - Oh dear god no. Ok, I understand the Ice Age business, but why do I want to wait 2 hours to see some geologist* geezer go and find his son, leaving the rest of the northern Hemisphere to perish. I either wanted them all to perish, or none of them, which in fact, would still have made it a pointless film. *Yes, I meant meteorologist, I couldn't remember what it was but now I have.
  2. No order, just as they come... The Green Mile Donnie Darko The Anchorman The Italian Job (real italian job, in Italy, with Minis) Naplolean Dynamite Battle Royale Team America Orgazmo Pulp Fiction Lock Stock + Two Smoking Barrels (and Snatch, really, but Lock Stock just gets it)
  3. www.download.com Search WinRAR, run it extract the files to any folder you like, play away.
  4. Haz

    New Tattoos

    Suprising, you strike me as the kind of guy who'd like to stab a guy in the balls 300 times a minute with a point covered in ink.
  5. On a similar note... Husband and wife in bed, when the wife suddenly farted “1-0” she said, Husband obviously not happy about this lets 1 rip “1-1” he replied, Wife lets another 1 go “2-1 to me” she replied to her husband, Husband lies there and drops another stinking fart “2-2” Wife shouts for a penalty “3-2” Husband still not happy at getting beat tries to force 1 out and shits all over his side of the bed, Wife says “what the f**k was that?” Husband “that’s half time, swap sides”
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    Beer Vs Vodka

    What do budweiser and sex in a canoe have in common? They're both f**king close to water.
  7. Haz

    Blonde Joke

    She'd be picking it back up.
  8. Damn nice laptops those, definately worth considering, but what the have in power they loose in portability. Pretty hot in use aswell.
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    Your 10 Year Plan

    I'll be 27. I want to go to Uni before then, and do Civil Engineering or Architecture, get a degree and create a partnership with a person on my course (if any of us get along good) and set up an independant business. Build a f**k of bridge that everyone thinks "Holy shit! Look at that!", similar to the Millau bridge. And get stuff rolling nicely. God knows what after that, if I actually achieve all that, I'll be chuffed to the max.
  10. I have completed the training. I just can't be bothered to get the full game, because I prefer NFS: Most Wanted, where I can powerspin my way off cliffs and carry on racing. And I'd hardly call it 'twatted', more 'rolled with moderate agression'.
  11. Worried about your parking skills I thought i'd record some real skills. Here - sorry, eengoedidee.nl Erm, just ignore the condition of the car.
  12. Reel Big Fish - Take on Me (A-Ha) Reel Big Fish - Hungry like the Wolf (Duran Duran) Goldfinger - Rio (Duran Duran) Big Wednesday - Toxic (Britney Spears) Has to be heard to be believed, local band though, doubt you'll be a ble to find it.
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    Guitar Crew

    I have played three of their basses and 1 of their guitars. They were all poorly make with horrible hard to adjust knobs, no real tone what so ever (par for the course with acrylic) and they just arn't fun. They look pretty sweet, but that's about it. As for the fret-buzz, perhaps look at the action (a combination of relief on the neck and saddle height of the bridge). They guys on here can probably set you up with some sweet set up tips. It's probably the set up which is putting you off, playing on a badly setup instrument when you are starting would probably put you off. It'll give your guitar a new lease of life and it'll cost much less (nothing if you do it yourself). Haz is short for Harry, btw.
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    Guitar Crew

    Mmmm, Schecter. I bid on a Schecter Stiletto Studio 4 a while back on eBay, got sniped by a lucky chancer. ( Who 1 year later tryed to sell it to me for £320, having payed only £200 for it.) Now I want the Studio 6, they just play so well. Love 'em. SQuit-man, avoid WESLEY. Seriously. When you start playing it's not really about what you are playing (so long as it has strings and keeps tune) because you will no doubt find your preferances as you learn to play. You just need the motivation.
  15. That's the new patch. Most people buy BF2 because you can't play cracked versions online (the only way to play) in ranked servers.
  16. Haz

    Sugar Puff Piss

    Probably to do more with the sheer amount of sugar in them. Edit: Can't spell sugar.
  17. Yeah it will, but the wheel wheel be spinning twice as fast as usual.
  18. It's probably just shite tab mate. A lot of death metal is 16th note, so I'd say it's that. Just buy a metro-nome, most useful thing I ever bought.
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    Top Ten Cds

    CapDown - Civil Disobedients Catch 22 - Alone in a Crowd The Futureheads - Self titled Rage Against the Machine - Self Titled The Littlest Man Band - Better Book Ends The Mars Volta - De-loused in the comatorium Queens of the Stone Age - Songs for the Deaf Reel Big Fish - We're not happy, 'till you're not happy. Zebrahead - Waste of mind Skindred - Babylon And a few others, but I'm only allowed 10
  20. Chiefly Bristish is dictionary.com's way of saying, this is the english spelling. The word doesn't mean chiefly english. If you miss out one of the key letter it will give you the american spelling, with the meaning.
  21. Haz

    Dodge

    0.006 some guy in our college got over a minute, so we gave up and the fastest you can fail is that.
  22. Haz

    Picture War

    Anti-Air pwns Black Hawks.
  23. He should pay for correct delivery then, if he mis-calculated. Besides, I have sent magura clamps in envelopes to people before, with no trouble at all. So I think he's BSing. But meh.
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    Online Gaming

    I'll set up a fight with some guys, I'll let you know the details soon. BF2 I'm talking about.
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