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in my shed

Make some napalm and put it on the palm of his right hand, left if he's left handed. Then set fire. Obviously KO him first, will make it easier, wake him up before you set fire to it.

So who on here is 'Emo'? Erm, no-one, most people are just pointing out how bullshit this article is, not taking it as offence.

Guns amnesty.

That's so bullshit, they tried to sterotype Emos, and they got it completely wrong. Gutted.

Well, it's a game, you have to light up the portal. And there was me thinking people liked Hapland...

Being up ladders, only tall ones, say 15 feet plus.

I have no idea how long it's been out, but naturally, the Hapland series has been as big on here as the Crimson Room series. Click here to play

"It was evil, evil looking. And it had a horrible stench I will never forget... We locked eyes for a few seconds and then it took off."- Witness Says it all really, they've probably never seen it before in their lives. Just making it up to be on the news.

LaCie, without a doubt. I have an 80Gb firewire one. No issues at all and the software for instant backup is stable and is good for making sure your media is backed up.

From worst to best, these are my As results... Maths, D (f**k) DT, D (really f**ked off about this, I genuinely thought the exams went really well, and my teacher told me my coursework was an A, turns out it was a D) General Studies, C Physics, B (f**k YES ) Photography, A (LOL, the one subject I'm quitting because it's shit) Anyway well done to all you doods who got their places in the uni they wanted.

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Probably a freecoaster hub. No idea how they work, but they are normally used for flatland. I too have seen at least one video, I'm certain, where someone rolls back without the need to pedal.

Charel could not have put it better. I'm waiting on As' and I hope I got a decent grade in Maths, all I want is a C

Contenders Series 7 When Connie tells annoymously tells every one of the remaining contenders there is a way out at the shopping mall, Franklin and Lindsay meet up accidentally in the mall, and Franklin beats Lindsay to death with his walking stick, before Connie shoots him with a sniper rifle from the balcony and gets chased by Dawn back to her house and... Man, I f**king love that film.

Not with the vicar I hope...

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'Bout 15 I'd guess, but I only ever shave when I can properly be arsed, because it grows so damn slow.

Kidulthood "Blud?! Blud?! I ain't your Blud!"

I think he was talking about flat Screen CRTs, the ones with the completely flat front but they still use the old CRT. And I think most of the time its so you can put them in cabinets and the look nice and flush.

'Say it isn't so.' OMFG same joke, over and over, it's not even funny. The only bit worth watching is the bit where the legless Jimi Hendrix look-a-like starts eating a bag of weed.

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Your client, Azureus, BitComet, BitTorrent, whatever, needs to get through the firewall in your router. To do that, it uses ports, unless the ports your client is using are open (this can be checked through your router), then you will experience slow speeds. If you open these ports, then the client will be able to run downloads as fast as possible. Also, private sites are faster and safer than public torrents. But you'll ned an invite.

Make sure the ports your client is using are open on the router.

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