Ok here I go: An American NASA scientist, a Russian space scientist and an Irish man are sitting round a table talking about their contributions to space travel. The American man says "well we sent the 1st man into space" The Russian man says "we sent the first thing into space and had the first space tourist" They both look at the irish man and ask him what his country has done for space travel. The Irish man says "well we are going to send a man to the sun". Both looking impressed they asked him "wouldnt it be a bit hot, how are you going to get around that". He replied, "Its a bit ovious, we will go by night." Next What do you call an Ethiopian with a swolen toe? Golf club What do you call a Pakki in a dust bin? Rummigin What do you call a Pakki going out with a fit white bird? Asif What do you call a Pakki flying a plane? A pilot, you racist ba*tard