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Jaffacakes

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  1. I havnt heard this in f**king ages Youtube Video -> ">" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350">
  2. They are some sexy shoes. I was looking at a cheap dimma on ebay just now. It was a bit of a dog though
  3. Top speed The 205 will be much nicer than the 309 IMO Just get the white 1.9 rims off the 405 on there!
  4. Without a cock your not a real man. Without an arm your still a real man
  5. I dont see why they keep moving around the classes of drugs. Just decide! Pills are pretty dirty really, when you see someone whose taken 5+ pills they look such a state, gurning their jaw, grinding their teeth and rushing. You can always tell if someones done pills, acid, MDMA, shrooms, speed, weed etc. Coke is the only drug that doesnt have any visible side effects, you just buzz and think your the man. I dont even know when the last time I droped pills was. Might have on new years, but if not a fair few months before then. They just make you invincible, you can pull bong after bong and not get stoned, drink as much as is humanly possible and not puke, you just love everyone and everything, and just want to dance and rave, and you can stay on it for days without sleep, or go to sleep on them. I wont take them regulary to go down to the pub, or to a house party. But I will take them if im going away to a few day festival or a good rave. I say move them to class B. They do alot less damage than addictive class A drugs like chop or heroin. But if they move them to class B, they still do more damage over a short period of time, than weed.
  6. Ive had a pretty good uneventful day really. I think I broke my mates thumb though We took a short cut into town from his house and went through a caravan site. He pushed me into a hedge, then went to jump over it. So naturaly I pushed him in mid air, and he landed like a sack of shit.
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  8. I was thinking that. 3 votes in it Can you actually imagine having your dick chopped off? Try explaining that one to chicks in a club
  9. Im making an exclusive outdoor porno, if your interested?
  10. So, to sum everything up. Get some popcorn, watch a movie in your bed, then f**k her. Remember the golden rule, fingers first. Its fool proof. If all else fails, date rape.
  11. I just remembered haha In the pub tonight there was a stag doo, and 20 or so people took the stag outside and stiped him off, and wraped him cling film and dead fish, and stuck a corzuette up his ass! He was f**king pissed off. He wanted to kill everyone The pub stank of fish too hahaha
  12. 1 down 12 to go IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U! ..._...|..____________________, , ....../ `---___________----_____|]= ...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/ .....), ---.(_(__) / ....// (..) ), ----" ...//___// ..//___// .//___// WE TRUE HOMIES WE RIDE TOGETHER WE DIE TOGETHER send this GUN to every thread you care about including this one if you care. Count how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
  13. I think Dans trying to say he hits the hay far too early these days...
  14. > The Late Night Thread., NO POSTS BEFORE 1AM, you lightweights! WTF rule change? anyone get trASHED TONIGHT?
  15. You make no sence at all, u twat
  16. I find 3'rd party costs £500-£700 more than 3'rd party fire and theft, and fully comp is £500 more than that. 3'rd party fire and theft is the way, I guess it makes you sound more responsible than just 3'rd party... In under 3 weeks when I tern 19, its £945 on a 205 GTi, with one years exp and NCB Its all down to your post code, and where you park it over night.
  17. Who was that hottie who made a trials vid with see through pants? She was hot
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