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Aclohol? Just get something strong. Corn flours so cool! I was playing with it at work for like an hour its a liquid but when you start playing with it and moving it, it becomes a solid until it stops being moved.

Use alderite instead of superglue. The easiest way would be opening it up, filling it with alderite then closing it all up. Getting it welded would be better though. Or just buy a fixed cog

That looks sooooo nice. If I was a filthy stock rider I'd buy it for the sheer fact its £50! Im gonna have to force charlie to buy it

I didnt know it was your birthday Im so gonna bum you tomorrow

Rag it. Much more fun

k im actualy so f**ked i bin drinkin coronas with a bit of lime in the neck all night at work lol i had like 15 there and there was a out of dade crate of groshe(sp bblablabla) which i got and drank it all on the way hoem lol its only like a 20 min walk koz i crashed my f**king ped and its geint mended (grr smile( im guna get stoned then go bed i think ddodododo dooooooooo ermermemremrmerm ermemremremrmer eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmm nite? gunna a few biffs sleep then sleep miniman and rob and wezz maby#? co,e tomorrow so ride wif them got to be up at 11 ewmrermemrem blablalbalblablablabllab TF is gay blabllbalblablal gaygaygay bye xxxxxxxxxx kiss kiss bumbumxxxxxxxxxxxxx fullstop ,y lavalamps so cool soooooooooooooooo cooooooooooooooool

Musclemans arent usualy like that. Minimans had his musclemans for about 2 years. Just contact onza. if they dont give you a free crank, you can do a half price replacement on them.

Plasmatics...rain? If you even say rain around plazzys they slip. Just go for any koxx bloxx with a grind. I have browns and they work awesome with a grind in any weather. If you want a bit extra bite in the dry just put a little bit of tar on.

It takes an internal headset like most onza's do. You know that anyway you tart.

Only if you let me bum you...

Ill meet you at the train station and go ride hayle for a few hours or some shizzle my bikes getting ANOTHER bb in it now so should be all good. hayle is pretty good lots of rocks and a bit of streeeeeeeeet.

Dont do anything too harsh or even risk getting caught. He obviously knows unpleasant people and will just make your life shitter. As has been said plan it out, make sure noone knows anything, spray paint "twat", his house phone number, or "rapist" all over the front of his house. Then a few days later or how ever long it takes just do him over. Break his nose, give him bruses, black eyes, cuts. Then get a "clipper" lighter and burn smilies on his forehead and cheaks but do it cleanly. The scars it will leave will make him look like a complete tool If where you live is anything like where I live everyone will know whats happened to him in 2 days tops. That should piss him off for a fair while

Racist b*****d only joking, I love you really

Oooh. I got a BB on yesterday and its too short so I was going to grind the tabs off my Eno then I came to my sences and realised I was trashing my Eno and my cranks. I'll probly do it now so I can ride tomorrow. I'll get it done in a couple of months

That looks awesome The main drawback will be having no where to ride it. The police will just bust you for riding an unlicenced motorbike around.

Im gunna go with John Deere

You look like Tom cruise haha. Ill post one when I find the lead to my phone.

Boxers, boardies and shoes.

Take the bolt out and ride around for a little bit. Watch out if its square taper though, they tend to round off.

Cut down on drugs?

'Bout time everyone realised ronnies are shit. I've been saying it for a good 6 months Ronnies get my vote. Actually echo's are a bit shitter.

Drops suck They just rape your bike, anyone can do them its all about bollox. I started when I was 15, pretty much a year ago to the day.

WTF Limewire's legal! You can download it from www.limewire.com Go into library, click explore, minimise the box, open "my music" folder, highlight the songs you want, drag them into the "my music" folder. Job done Edit: Ok, my bad. Im a twat Put music in the my music folder then drag them into the shared folder in limewire by Clicking explore.

I wish I had a cure I get one once a year every year around february time and it lasts for about 2 months. I even got one when I was living in NZ and its summer in feb then Airwaves are good, they work for like 5 mins though. Dont eat too many 'cos they make you shit

Your about 10 foot bigman. I cant reallly see weight affecting your riding much unless your a complete beefcake and your belly rests on your bars or something.