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Jaffacakes

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  1. Really? I'm gonna munch out on cheese to f**k before bed tonight haha. When I was about 5-6 I had a dream that the road maintenence people (you know the sort, yellow lorry with a big crane and a thing on the end the people stand in to do all the phone cables and stuff) were kidnapping me and my sister. It was quite cool really, there were two beds and these doors opened up at the back. I dont think I really like cheese, so maby that's why I get stuck with all the shitty dreams? edit: just went down to the fridge and it terns out I really don't like cheese Doritos, Ice cream, jaffacakes and grolsch should do the job
  2. Jaffacakes

    Ufos?

    It all sound's a bit "star trecky" to me...
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    Ufos?

    Too tell the truth, I think its a bit naive for us to think we're the smartest living things. The universe is just so stupidly huge. That we couldn't possibly be the only species in it. We're only just descovering if there's any life on mars and that's still f**king far away, don't get me wrong, but is close in comparison to the size of the universe if you get me? Me and my mate's saw 2 ufo's hovering above some houses around half a mile away from us. We were watching them for about 5 mins just hovering there, then they just went. Granted we were sitting on the beach at about 1am pissed and stoned out our faces but we all saw it. It span the f**k out of us, we didn't really treat it serious or anything though, we were just like "sick, thats awesome" The universe just spins me out so much though, where does it start/end and whats there when it ends?
  4. Living on the gold coast in Australia, working as a carpenter for a building company. Since im such a pro I already have citizenship Too tell the truth I dont really have a clue where im gonna be in 10 years. I like alot of change if you get me, I just hate things to be the same day in, day out. That's why I made the stupid decision to move back to England in the first place
  5. ZHI zm2 pure sexx- says: brb ZHI zm2 pure sexx- says: gunna ave a wank Tom. Get a BMX fools! says: if you can find the tweesers Tom. Get a BMX fools! says: lol ZHI zm2 pure sexx- says: all done ZHI zm2 pure sexx- says: think the tweasers are brooke though Tom Get a BMX fools! says: gutted
  6. Oi you No more sleeping in my bed from now on . You always make it rain anyway
  7. I don't have a problem with you, I'm sure alot of other people dont either... Alex only pick's on people because he's actually gay
  8. Dont get 05's If you strip down your break, take out the bleed bolt and the cable from the lever, take the lever blade off the lever body and dunk the lever body in a pan of boiling hot water with washing up liquid in it. You will be amazed at how much crap and black gunk comes out. Take it streight out the pan and dunk it in a sink full of cold water, and hopefuly your piston will pop out and you can just lube it up with some vasaline and put it back together. If it doesn't come out smear vasaline around the piston. While your breaks striped down it's always a good idea to clean your callipers out as well. Put it all together, give it a fresh bleed and all should be hunky dory. Keep sketch of the pan though. I've done this with a couple of maggys and everytime the waters bubbled to f**k with the washing up liquid in it and over flowed and gone everywhere, and im an ass so burned myself both times edit: ok I completely miss read the topic. I thought you said they were running slow not low Just get another 04 lever from CRC. In answer to your question the TPA's are about as strong as a block of cheese.
  9. f**k off is that a tap! I cant even do half that :$
  10. Yeah, spray it bright yellow Here's a pic of frenchies old t-poo. [attachmentid=6979]
  11. Dont get an echo rim dude. Just get a koxx rim instead, the echo rims aren't really too good... Hope XC's are good though, matt's lasted ages. Once you start spending £35-£40 on a front hub there pretty much the same.
  12. Look's pretty nuts. Is he keeping the same engine? 40mph is a bit of a joke.
  13. Go for a golf. I can't believe im saying this but I'd stay away from a VW shag wag if I was you, unless you have some sort of money pump so can get more money into it faster? There just a bit old. Some can only run for a 2 hours at a time before you need to stop and let it cool down, most are mofo'in rust buckets so top it off. If your in the money then get one but they do break... frequently.
  14. You need about 6 miles of leverage so... What we did was put the crank in a vice and used a metre and a half metal trampoline pole and forced the b*****d off. We've done it with a couple of BB's as well. Leverage is the key
  15. I can tap around bar height on my mod. They feel f**king awesome.
  16. England for you Nothing ever happens to people over here, spending a day in a cell and let off with a warning isn't really justice...
  17. Pussy I fell off mine ragging though some country lanes at 1am with boardies and flipfolps on, I crashed into a corner because of some f**kers main beam and I didn't have a scratch on me, thus I didnt learn from my mistakes Me and my ped also fell down a 6 foot rock when offroading aswel. We also wern't hurt
  18. Cool It's about 6 and a half billion times better than your old one
  19. Don't ride stock then... problem solved
  20. Sure is, a bit of the natty is aswel. The only sketchy thing about hooking that wall Is the 40 foot drop on the other side Nice vid though bigman, nice and chilled. That woman sitting down at the top of the drop was a right bitch though, she threatend to hit me
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