Jaffacakes

Just put your balls in his mouth whlte hes sleeping

Ive got a sony ericcson c902. Its shit really. Its the third one ive had because they keep breaking and orange keep sending me the same phone. On all 3 of them the cybershot camera didnt work properly. The flash doesnt work on the camera, just on filming. Its pretty glitchy It looks good and the slidy cameras good, the lights super bright for a torch too. Its slim and light aswel. Actually its pretty good. Just breaks too much, Its like a french car. But dont get one

Your a sweaty minge! You cant just stand there and get smashed out Just throw a table or a chair at him, then launch a deadly attack while hes on the ground. Or get your home boyzz and jump him in a corridor or something. You might even get suspended for a week while the heat blows over

Not before tomorrows over... Two words, LESBIAN WEDDING!

Im a chef. I dont really do it for a living though, more like until I figure out what I want to do. I like it though, I can come into work hanging out my ass, and no-one blinks an eye, eat when ever I want, Drink beer at work! flirt with all the hot waitresses, pay is awesome, tips are awesome, get loads of hours, and I finish work at night just in time to go and get rat assed. That makes for a happy Tom! Also the resturant I work in, Is litrally two steps away from the beach, so on my breaks I can sunbathe http://www.porthgwiddencafe.co.uk/

It's a tricky one. iphones are gay now and so are trials bikes. Maybe get a bmx?

Sorted for £32 with interparcel. I cant see a 205 bonnet, fan, bumper and indicators weighing over 20kgs. the fans plastic, the indicators small, the bumper plastic and the bonets made of tin foil. Should be all good, the guy im buying them off seems a legend. £75 for mint parts that I desperatly need! Couriers aranged for mondaynzz I hope he wraps them up nice

No?

I need to arrange a courier to pick up a large package, from kent and send it down to cornwall. it weighs aprox 25kg's and its 1.5m x 1.5m x 0.3m I cant seem to find one for under £50 Anyone know any good couriers?

I've still got S.A.R.S

Buy mine. I had them on a 96 polo, now there just sitting in my shed. There pretty nice, but they need refurbing. 15x7 with 4 fresh tyres, they're super light too. I was going to refurb them and spray them white but I've never got around to it. http://www.ityre.com/uk/disks/catalog/kosei/2301/

good call

Are we talking about cheap hoes?

f**k reading the thread. But dont listen to what people tell you, crime does pay

Ah well. It's not like I remember my 18th. At least you will

Can I post a picture of my banjo string?

What are you doing at home on the internet on your 18th birthday? Happy birthday anywhoo

I chipped a nail once... I thought I'td be a good idea to take my cast off with some garden sheers, after a week of having it (manly because I couldnt wipe my ass properly) BAD decicion. It's still pretty shagged 4 years later

We sent out kp to another (I cant even spell restaurant) to get a leg of salmon today, he even did it Im a chef at a nice little beach cafe, I got the job by going in and speaking to the head chef. And obviously because im god

As much as I love high contrast, to be honest, I prefer the skream remix, Its alot more chilled out and thought out. If I was in a club i would have it on the high contrast remix, But still....... Youtube Video -> Original Video

Get a bmx

Youtube Video -> Original Video Buzzing it

Awefull. I hope he makes a full recovery...

It was april the 1st n00bs

I should have a nice new shiney 17 year old corrado in a month or so Its about time I had another VAG, or just another car. I havnt had one for nearly a year