Jaffacakes

Darren browns a dick. He's ruined rock, scissors, paper

I cant actually believe this thread Everyone in both of those videos look like f**king knobs. I take it the faggot with the helium balloon is the one that stole the bike? Since he said "we stole that bitches bike", Why dont you just show that vid, along with the other one, to police and sort it the f**k out? Just get them done for theft, and get your bike back for gods sake, they obviously deserve it! I'd be beyond raging if those scum bags were f**king around with my bike. Get your bike back, then get some revenge

Going to this beach party on the 12th of december in singapore called Zoukout. Should be pretty sick

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Caustic soda. Lag it on

nar. if you dont sleep then the day doesnt end. If you do sleep, then you cant post

Thats probebly sickeningly true. I am wrapping the board in bubble wrap, wetsuit, clothes and towels as well as the board bag, so hopefully it gives it some protection I wish people wernt such dickheads

That would be amazing if you could dude, I'll PM you my address now My board bag is bright red, im (as) not worried about it going missing. Just about some retard baggage handler throwing it around, and piling heavy stuff ontop of it. there not exactly strong, if I had it in my hand and ran into a wall, it'd snap in half, let alone piling stuff ontop of it and crushing, denting it.

Pretty much, this is the low down... Im flying with turkish airlines in 12 days, and im taking my surfboard. Im also thinking, that putting my surfboard in the hold of the plane (let alone a turkish plane) is pretty risky. Ive heard alot of board snapping stories. So if anyone has any fragile stickers kicking around, from moving house or what ever, I would love you if you sent me them, ill send you some £ or some jaffacakes for your troubles. Please help. much love

There was me thinking this thread was about male spit roasting, not sure weather im glad or dissapointed though...

Yeah swab for gonoreah its like one of those ear cleaning things, doesnt hurt though, they dont exactlky ram it all the way down

A Couple of nights ago I dreamt I parked my van (dont actually have a van) Up the stairs to the guild hall, pretty much the most rediculous place ever, probebly not even possible to drive up the stairs. And I got a £500 parking ticket, I woke up sweating. It was pretty scary It is the sort of stupid thing I'd do

I've had two really wierd dreams in the last couple of weeks. The first one was like a batman/quinten tarrentino dream. I was in new york or somewhere, loads of sky scrapers at night time, and I was trying to shoot these 3 guys with a sniper rifle, They had huge shadows lit up by spotlights on the buildings and they were like spiderman and moving so fast. It was very odd... Last night I dreamt I was on some sort of double deceker bus boat, with an open roof but really nice inside. And we were driving it around something like a huge B&Q shop, all the isles and the shelfes were massive, and obviously flooded. We were in some sort of full on war, throwing granades and shooting this other boat. It was pretty frustrating though, I kept throwing grenades and couldnt hit shit. Coming to thing of it, I was trying to bounce grenades off walls to go down other isles. Probebly playing halo 3 and watching waterworld that did it

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PRETTY FUKIN' CUNTED YOU CUNTING CUNTS! JUST ANOTHER DAY AT THE OFFICE EH? ME THINKS THERES A HOLE IN MY POCKET! IM BORED, HOME AT 1AM I ACTCTUALLY THINK IVE DRUNKEN MYSELF SOBER. /WHATS THAT ALL ABOUT/? WENT TO A SUB FOCUS RAVE 1,2 OR MAYBE EVEN 3DAYS AGO, HAVNT SLEPT OR STOPED DRINKING SINCE, I MMUST BE ONE HARD CORE MOTHER f**kER, BUT I WONT LIE IVE HAD HELP FROM... SOME... ARTIFICIAL INTELIGENCE/ I LOVE WEEKS OFF WORK IM GUNNA GO TRY SLEEP OR SOMETHING NOW GOT TO GET UP EARLY TO GO BLABLABLABLALBKDFJKLDF. LATERZZZZZZ CUM KNUCKLES

I read the first 2 posts and thats pretty much all to be said. There is ways around faster cars and cheap insurance at the same time. To be honest I look at people in modified saxo's, corsa's, fiestas, escys etc and just generaly pitty them. Modified cars are shit, with the ULTRA GAY lexus lights, speed lines, rediculous exhaust shitty stickers down the sides of the doors, crappy hellfrauds wheels gay fake petrol caps, blue lights and indicators etc. Its all about buying a nice standard car and keeping it that way. I got a 205 gti when I was 18 and fell in love with it, insurance was only £700 quid (because I said it was 1989 instead of 1988, otherwise it was £700 more to insure? The only things I changed on it were just for preformace reasons. Nothing I've done to it can be seen when the bonnets closed except handling things, spaced out wheels and 25mm drop. If its your first car, just get something really shit, you can stick stickers all over until you cant even tell what colour or car it is. If its not your first car dont get a shit car and shitly modify it. Just get a nice car and leave it nice how its meant to be. unless its a mk2 golf, then pimp the f**k out it.

meh, bigger fish to fry

stop being a f**king faggot and buy a bmx. you can get a fairly decent shitish one for like £300, theres this thing called fun they invented fairly recently, I hear you can have some on this so called bmx contraption mark my words...

This threads gone shit. Where are all the hardd core party c**ts? anywhoo, im probebly tghe happiest ive been in about 6 moths. finnished with the GF, then finished work and got wankered. well stared drinkin' etc at wrok, you can probly think the rest up, probs b pretty muchg what happed. I dont really no myself to be honest. just hope I didnt cause too much carnage. Got a free 3 months surfing in indonesia at the end october, I cant f**king wait. Then going to oz to have xmas. Its been so long since Ive had a decent summer f**k you c**ts

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Gay. Looks like I'll have to drive to wales then to dover. Planning ferry times should be fun... I've had the renewal form for weeks I need to do something good with this week though, then its back to 60-70 hour weeks until september It'll be worth it for the winter travelings though, I've got a few tricks up my sleve.

I'll be quick because I have to be back at work in half a hour. Pretty much, I have a week off work, so I want to drive to france with my mate for a surf holiday. I dont have a passport because its ran out of date. I could drive to the passport office and get it done on the day but its a bit of a mission, I live about as far away as its possible from one, its 300 miles or something rediculous. A few people have said that you can travel in europe with just a Drivers licence as ID. So can anyone shed light into the matter? Thanking you

2 years? what a lazy mother f**ker I was on it for 2 months, it was truely terriable. I cant survive on £45 pounds a week. I used to spend it all in 2 days, then be f**ked for 2 weeks. I earn as much in a week now as I got in a month and a half on the doll, Just get a second job.

Theres a surprising ammount of purple headed warriors on this forum! But not me, im a hooded villain My foreskin isnt that long really, theres always at least half my bellend poking through. I guess when your circumsised that you loose some pleasure in sex, since your dick is always rubbing away at your boxers or whatever. But im sure I dont feel as much pleasure as I used to, my bellend isnt really that sensetive anymore, I remember it used to sting if I even stroked it, now I could rub it all day long