Jaffacakes

No Xbox live for me I really need to sleep anyay. I've got to be up at 8, the earliest for the best part of 2 months...

Anyone got the late night stylee?

I would imagine so. Its hard enough staying in a streight line, with 150bhp.

I might have to skin one up, then hit the hay too. I just need to find a good movie I feel sick from eating too much pasta I dont think my new secret ingredients of honey and vinegar, is a particually good combo either... Anyone seen the new carlberg advert? Its pretty funny

The queen?

Sleeps for the weak

Watcha mean? I have a shit memory at the best of times, let alone when im a club for 6 hours and its £1.50 a pint... I know her name now anyway, its Gemma...

I dont think most of us have exactly owned one...

Haha, thats not a bad plan. I'll have to phone her back in a few hours and ask, since she left it 3 days Thats all well and good when you first meet someone, but she'll just say something like "What do you you think?". Then I'll be f**ked

I met this hottie at a club on thursday, terns out I gave her my number. I completely forgot about it, until she phoned me this morning The only thing is I dont know her name. Anyone got a good stratergy for finding out, without sounding like a dick? I get the feeling she deliberatly didnt say it on the phone earlier. I dont really want to wait until she comes around to mine and say "Oh yea, whats your name again?"... I could never fuck a fat chick, its disgusting. Not even when im smashed. Lifting up rolls, to stick it in, getting crushed when shes on top, and fat chicks are usually sweaty and smelly

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Everyone gone to bed?

I want to know if they make one, that could screw into a block work wall. I've got a sort of climbing wall shaped one, with lots of different holes in it, that I had above my old door, in my old house. But i only have a 10-15 mm gap between the frame and the coving in this house

Your bash isnt even that scratched You must really slam it down onto walls... Its usually the bolts that snap, not the bash guard.

Hehe Walleee's terning into a wreck head man whore

BO' SELECTA!

I've always just taken the hosing and bleed nut off the lever, and chucked it in a pan with fairy liquid, and brought it to boil. The piston pops out, and all the gack from inside the lever body settles to the bottom of the pan, then you can lube up your nice clean piston and stick it back in your nice clean lever body. Watch out though, the fairy liquid foams up fast when it starts to boil

My mum actually had a similar problem with her little diesel clio last week. It terned out it was soot that had built up in her exhaust valve. She drives really economicaly all of the time (she constantly brags how she gets 60+ MPG ) so gradually it built up and it started running really shitty. Diesels like a bit of a pasting every now and again to keep them healthy, or the exhaust valves clog up. Might be worth a try taking it off and giving it a good clean?

I thought it was just balanced on the architrave Seeing as you wont be able to close your door if its screwed into the plasterboard above, its a bit of a design floor...

WTF! 3 1" tacks can hold 200kg? Anyone fancy a broken back?

Maybe learn to drive properly before you thrash/crash your car?

Thats cause your gay and love boys

I smell danny!

It sounds like she wanted you two to break up, just so she can have a guilt-free weekend with that other guy. Also sounds like she's gotten over you, alot faster than your getting over her. The only fast cure is to get another hot GF... Or maybe disfigure the other guys face?

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