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Pretty much... I have a Sony vaio, 3/4 years old. It worked fine before I went on holiday (apart from the battery not charging up very well at all), I shut it down and pulled the charger out. Its pretty much always on standby but on charge. Now I've come back, plugged it in, it goes to boot up then terns off. The first time I terned it on I got on the Internet then it shut down, now it will hardly boot up before it dies and the more I try the shorter it lives for, until I leave it to charge, then stays in for 1 min. I left the battery in the laptop for 4ish months when I was gone Could this be the battery being shagged so it can't power it, or am I in the shit?

Ive been pulled over doing some pretty stupid things, wont go into too much detail though... Alot of it depends on where you live and what your driving. When I first got the 205 I got pulled doing about 70 in a 30 limit, without a front number plate and tax disc. I had tax but no tax disc, apparently its an offence not to have a tax disc. I thought that was it, licence gone. I said sorry a few times and he just told me to slow down, and he gave me his name and number and told me to get tax in a week then come to the police station so he can see it. I had to go out and buy tax again because the car wasnt registered to me when I taxed it, so the tax disc got sent to the old keeper. It litrally took 6 months to get a refund from the DVLA. The cop didnt even say a word about the front numberplate. He was deffently a sound guy If you dont drive like dick you wont really get pulled over.

I think the worst lie I've ever told was when I was about 6. For some reason I ran away from home. Probebly because I wasn't alowed sweets or something... I hid in my attic for about 10 hours, went to sleep behind this pile of bricks we had left over from a loft conversion, pissed my pants too. I remember this policeman poking his head in twice then went away. I sneaked down to my room to change my pants, and looked outside the window and there was about 10 police cars and a helicopter with a search light looking for me. I knew I was in big trouble, so I jumped over the back wall, ran around the block then back to the front of my house. Everyone on my road was looking for me, and there was so many police. I just said I went for a walk and got lost. Didnt even get in trouble haha. Still havn't told my rents I was in the house the whole time. Teach them not to give me sweets

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Havn't Da bomb gone bankrupt yet?

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Forgot the blues brothers Epic movie

I posted a full trials bike to Italy and it was £25. Parcel2go.com

Pulp fiction, inglorious bastards, both the snaches, lock stock two smoking barrels, train spotting, butterfly effect, black hawk down, All godlike movies

f**k all that shit. Get a 3 wheel car Then you can smoke it out and all of da bitches will be after you

f**k it, get her AIDZ

I signed on to job seekers allowance the day I arrived back in the UK after pissing all my money up the wall for 4 months. Got to get my taxes from last year back before I start working again next month I havnt had any money yet though, scabs.

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You cant go wrong with jewlery, You'll get some nice earings for £15. Dont want to spoil her too much