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Can't do that shit on an iPhone. Oh how life was simple with a postage stamp screen, scratch off top-up cards and WAP.

Did you used to press 'Menu > 2,5,8,0' and make it say some humorous comment like 'that hurt!'

Nah.

Competition for bouncing on a washing line....great.

Is it offline for 51 weeks of the year?

I have three accounts, called them spending, bills and saving. The day after I get paid, I move the total a out of all my bills into the bills account with about 20 quid extra to cover any increases. So whatever is left in my spending accounts is disposable income - I know I don't have to worry about bills. The day before I get paid, my spending account 'flushes' into my savings account. This facility is available with First Direct so you should be able to do it with HSBC (same group). Then I get paid, restart cycle...

Do you think Extreme Sports Climbing Bikers call it Trials? We probably all feel a little stupid...

Just got home from cinema, went to see The Purge with the missus. Actually not a bad film, certain areas could have been a bit better to make the film a little 'darker', it's a recommended watch. Can't believe how wank cinema releases are at the moment though.

Get them on a lease contract and then you don't have to worry about it

Evolution of technology. The fact that it's still around means that's it's still used. The reason fax is still popular: 1. It's a point-to-point communication and cannot be intercepted, interception of fax will cause the transmission to fail. 2. It provides confirmation of delivery for the originator so they know that the fax as been delivered, date/time stamped and printed.

On the M1 50mph limit from jct 28 - 31 I'm sure that alarm will be constantly buzzing the way most of the lorry drivers insist on driving right up my arse.

http://youtu.be/YaG5SAw1n0c

Looks shit.

Is it me, or does that wall sort of lean inwards towards the top?

15%

Dodgy stomach. I think I had a rock city burger, but I don't really remember.

A guy at our place got Argentia and Germany so he won 1st and 2nd place (there wasn't a 3rd). Jammy b*****d.

Watched the 90 minutes, watched the 30 minutes. Fell asleep. Woke up to see them walking about the match when it had finished. Bloody hell.

Yeah, more about you please...

What difference would that make?

Smart arse little willy.

I nearly joined the army, a collapsed lung stopped me. However looking back I'm so thankful that it did. I have quite a few mates and family in the army and the majority of them absolutely hate it. I guess it's the same with any job though, it is what you make it. If you put in the effort and hard work I'm sure that in the long term it becomes more rewarding and gives yourself an easier ride. I'd say think long and hard about it and don't take the promotional material too seriously. As previously said it's a big commitment and something I don't think I'd have gone through with me. On the other hand, it's better to try and not like it than spending the rest of your life wandering 'what if'.

Gok Wan?!

Jardo, my car paintwork has seen better days. How difficult is it to replicate what you've done here? In terms of preparation, polishing etc could you give a quick idiots guide with recommended products?