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searched near the cave entrance but found nothing except for a herd of cows which looked a little confused. a feint whiff of mothballs/old unwashed human smell which is unmistakable, I'm sure you've all got the same smell from an elderly relative or a homeless person. These made me lol. What does a confused cow look like?

I guess you're pretty annoyed with yourself then?

I broke two in my trials days I have a cheap ass mountain bike which mostly sits around but I keep meaning to dig it out again.

Stopped me spilling my brains everywhere on two occasions. I'm on my third.

I used to have iPhones, I still use one for work and I hate it...so a similar boat I guess. Current phone is a Samsung S5, Rooted and bloatware removed, extended 7500mah battery which adds a bit of bulk but means I can used my phone for about 5-6 days without having to charge it.

No flexitime?

Urgh. Once a funny concept brought to life With My Name is Earl, it now appears to be used by every retard on Facebook when mildly threatening revenge. "karma is a bitch" blah blah blah. Idiots.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/freezing-office-syndrome?sub=3583457_4723774&utm_term=.jbq9QGrAJ

Smoke free for 7 days and feeling good. Usual cravings but staying strong. I decided to go completely cold turkey rather than the electric method, which I don't like the idea of.

Did you sell PPI when you sold a car on finance?

Just in case you were thinking of going to see dumb and dumber to; don't.

A bottle of Sherry and some nice glasses to drink it with; which is tonight's plan.

Reminds me of Deirdre Rachid.

New number plates!

f**k paying for them, I bashed an old woman's face in and got one of these for free.

It's strange, when you think about this concept; bike gets stolen, gets found, pay money to get it back. If I kidnap someone and demand money for her safe return, suddenly I'm the criminal. The world's gone mad.

I had the motorbike one, and then a mate brought his plastic toy crossbow to the house. Therefore parts were scattered around the house, garden etc

Ahhhhhhh of course. I didn't know what the hell he was talking about, thanks for the correction.

Absolutely none what so ever.

Careful with that, sounds like a 'clean it out, do it up and then I'll boot you out' job to me... Unless you know them well I guess?

Bikini wax? You're buying that? Not to worry you, but it sounds like a cop out to me.

I don't there is a way around it that is legal. That's the whole point of it. It's the Find My Phone facility in iCloud which is enabled and so when you wipe the phone you need the owners details to access it again.

Nah, I'm fully aware of Mad Friday and I'm a sporting participant... Just without the fighting bit. They're usually budget models too, so they're probably knackered by Christmas. Thing is, technology has such a quick turn over that in a couple of months these televisions will end of life and the prices will be rock bottom to get rid of existing stock. I've seen some of the videos on Facebook. f**king animals.

I always thought it was the last pay day before Christmas?

In what way? You mean the Christian way or the marketing way? Either way, it takes like shit and gives you teeth like an ageing crack addict.