Fishy

Dickhead.

Who?

Awwww

I haven't slept yet, still a bit drunk. Does this count?

Sweet as a nut.

Chris King.

Sweet like tropicana. I like a lot.

Gutted to the max.

Just be like, 'So how's Uni been mate?' 'Ah good, yer been good around here, shagged this bird not long ago' 'Yeah think you know her, her names ... ...' 'Oh shit, thought I knew her from somewhere... my bad' 'Yeah, she's a right horny bitch isn't she' 'Init, she ruined me' 'Haha, you what?' 'No way same here!' 'I never asked her, but I'm sure she would' 'Nah, just casual' 'Yeah, you can have my ex if you want' 'Nah, not her, the fat one' 'Deal'

So long as I'm not booked by any girls or that my bikes not broken I will be there.

You not get actually raped by that seat?

(L)

Yeah man, meet up then get pissed?

Quoted for truth. They look all fake.

Been a massive change in your diet at all?

Pm trials_punk182... He knows everything about this shiz.

You been eating a lot of spicey food?

What exactly do you want to do? Just general weight training or something in particular?

Rice and pasta fill me up like a bitch. And it's fairly cheap.

Sweet like tropicana. Like those pictures mate. Especially the second one.

Cba to come. Got a girl coming round mine and bike is a f**king disgrace. I'm ashamed to bring it out with you nice people.

I do that, I do weights until i can barely move, then like you get the feeling back in your body and it like hurts and aches, but proper flexy?

They never feel tight really, all my joints feel well flexy?

Tightness? After I've done training I feel well flexible...