Fishy

I wasn't expecting that.

Got the Jimny some new boots. KL71's Does anyone know much about recovery points on the Jimny?

More of that please.

I'd be fuming if someone had done that to my bike. I'd probably do a Si-Man and tear his face apart with a grinder.

PM me your number and we'll sort out a lash date.

That's a very very good idea. Much happening next week?

I wish I was drunk.

Mate, you've got the tarty crew on your back. Drive down and f**k his shit up, and get your bike.

What a dickhead!

I'm being a taxi tonight.

But I'm a porker.

I'm just under 100kg's at 5ft11.

Can you take motorbikes on there?

My mum was trying to find them pictures.

Room for a little one? Simps, I can drive down Sunday night and we can take more pictures like before.

Yeah was going to say, isn't the average weight for pro rugby players over 100kg?

Yeah I play(ed). I was playing outside centre for ages then I decided I wanted to play prop, (both loose and tight) I haven't played since college but really badly want to get back into it, but my fitness level has dropped loads, so need to get back on it as soon as I've done all my RAF medical/fitness.

I'll come to drift days with you

Oh my god. If I was given the choice after reading that to castrate myself with a screw driver, or read what you have typed again there would be no questioning that I'd already have a screw driver in my hand.

Mileage is quick high, but other than that it looks alright? Be able to chuck a couple of bikes in the back, won't be toooo bad on petrol either.

f**k! I loved reading that, it was so... beautiful to read. It was so perfect. I sound well gay.

They are taking the piss.

Sell booty for dollar, I'd pay for a ride on your sweet ass.

Yeah that was cool. Nice one Rich.

You've got a really smooth style, I liked that even though it wasn't massive stuff. But yeah, as Ben said, you'd look better on a stock.