Fishy

N00b bummer. Yeah looks nice.

My mates got one, and if I'm honest it was one of the worst riding things I've ever ridden. Felt so shit.

Am I stupid or is there a way to download it?

I'm going to watch some pornoes, not wank then sleep.

That was AWESOME!

If you could f**king read and understand tenses you would have realised I put YOU'VE, which is also known as YOU HAVE = past tense. Seriously, how stupid are you? (This is a rhetorical question by the way, which means you don't answer it.) Edit: You are actually an idiot, I've re-read your post and it completely contradicts itself. K'in hell.

Well you're not trying hard enough are you? Sort it out.

Tic.

No, you're still here because you've been a cock end.

I smelt his cock, he's definately shagged a girl unless he wanked off with a tuna steak.

Glen can't die a virgin, seeing as he's had some.

I change my mind now. It sounds nothing like them.

Possibly my biggest one to date. Was at a mates, and he's proper homophobic, we were just about to go out and he started moaning, so I flopped my cock out and started helicoptering in his face, he started laughing/getting worried shouting shit when his mum walks in. Just imagine it, me helicoptering my cock near his face and his mums face, now his whole family think I'm a bender...

Almost.

Well get the f**k out of here then. I want to read some dirt, not some good shit.

That sounds a lot like The Smiths, but not as good...

Hi mate, add me to msn at mr_joefish@hotmail.com. Don't know how to use the comments thingy on here.

Too early?

If you want to run a rear disk, but also have the option of magura/vee, then check out the 24uk, they've had some more tweaks which will make them look uber mint.

Joe Ma.......

Girl I was flexing started f**king me around taking me for a ride, not even in the good sense. I am well pissed off with her and want to make her eat my shit.

I might be game.

Is that an 05 with 06 stickers? Or am I missing something? Looks sick anyway.

Only portsmouth_640 and shrews vid? Nah, it's up now.