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Depending on what I've eaten that day, between 120/130kg.

Erm, yeah? Actually, I can do well over my own body weight.

Looks well cluttered.

I was replying to rusevelts 'Imagine that strength in trials', unless he was on about a 7 year old with that strength.

That's f**k all though?

Ads, I've got a mate who knows a lot of decent lanes around shropshire and wales, if you fancy getting a convoy going give me a bell sometime.

That means I'm not a fat f**k. Unlike some...

You don't talk to her that much, so f**k it. Just tell your mate she was a shit shag and leave it at that.

KFC boneless bucket challenge, the 12 piece one. Sorts out the men from the boys.

Yeah I've made a lot of good mates through the forum and through trials, I consider them all to be mates, I might not see them a lot, but they are still mates. Jon Mack, Matt Orrrrrr, Kevvy Babes, Simps, Mr Rainbird, FP to name a few.

Man the f**k up?

Almost as gorgeous as you.

If it's only done 30k then it's definitely a steal. And thanks, they will clean up really nicely when we've got some good weather. Going to give bending the bumper and chassis bit back a go tomorrow from my crash.

Do it, 110's are 100000x better than discos. Need's a 2" lift and it'll be sorted.

What condition is the chassis?

That looks in awesome condition for B reg! What sort of spec you running? In other news I got my 'new' crome wheels, will post up pictures in a bit.

Think I've broken my toe, it's bleeding lots and I'm in agony. Also woke up this morning covered in make-up, with a really sore arse and covered in blood.

Pussycats is a whole, buttermarket is whwere it's at.,

I still dunno, I'd rather keep both.

All seems pretty level playing field...

Yeah, but you've got a g-spot in your arse.

Yeah, I haven't decided yet still. Doesn't matter about which arm, either is going to f**k you up. It's a pretty hard choice to make I think, was having a pretty weird discussion with a girl and she asked me this.

As it says really, had a passing thought in my head.

Coming straight from k-dawg it's actually never going to fail, ever.

Plan: (courtesy of kev) DON'T take her for a meal. 1) Buy a subscription to Sentanta Sports, make sure there is a fight on the night you are seeing her. 2) Buy Pot Noodle/microwavable meals/anything that takes minimal effort to make, cereal is my personal favourite. 3) Buy a crate of tinnies. 4) ... 5) Success.