Fishy

Lol at guy who can't take a joke which wasn't even aimed at him. Also, I'm clean.

Pics or it didn't happen.

He's from essex... STI's are like the gold stars mcdonalds employee's get.

I think he was being sarcastic?

I'm fairly interested in this, but I'd have to read a lot more information before I actually did do it.

Dang.

Ah safe, nothing's popped up yet and it's been about a week.

Are you implying I had sex with you? Or that you've got another way to find out? Or that I even want to know if I have an sti or not?

Wow, cool. I have a feeling I typed 'Fish' into google...

Bump. I had sex with a girl not too long ago who was a complete mess. I'm waiting upon the results of an STI test, go me!

I think everyone else has said what I was going to say at about the video, although I liked the song. More variation makes me wet, nice one guys.

You look like Ian Huntley.

Catch me on msn, and I'll show you pics... She keeps ringing me so I answered and shouted 'DOGMEAT' down the phone, she sent me a text after saying im cute.

Imagine a face that's been set on fire then put out with a spade. Well I had sex with that about two weeks ago because of how damn desperate I was. Now she won't leave me the f**k alone. I've tried hinting to her that I'm gay, hell, I've even told her I'm gay and shown her pictures from the messy night at simp's. And she STILL won't f**k off. I've even told her to f**k off and she won't. My final plan is to tell her I've contracted a STI off her and tell her I don't want anything to do with her. Any other suggestions before I pull out the big gun?

Haha, thats not too bad luckily.

Fight for what?

In an ideal world, I think I'd shave glen down to baby smoothness. Then cover him in peanut butter, for the contrast.

Lets try and keep this on topic please people.

I sucked him off in LDN so I could post this. Ching!

Edited for no n00dz.

Discuss.

Don't get involved is my advice, by all means take advantage of them both, but seeing as you're going to uni, you'll meet lots of new girls. (Unless you're a social reject?)

If you're driving/getting a train, don't forget to claim that cost too.