Fishy

It's better for turning on singletrack. * Not necessarily true

Nah never ridden Knowle, only ever ridden Brum centre.

It was 6kg of cocaine really.

Yourself? Like I said before, it's my opinion that I'm entitled to, like you are entitled to your own. And there's a bit of a difference between some spotty teenager who can't ride for shit*, and an elite world class rider who's frame is specifically designed for the rider with the graphics made by a proper designer. *Opinion.

I drank 6 litres of Lambrini once, and that was only to water down the 2 litres of vodka I had drank 5 minutes before. I then ran 12 miles to a massive warehouse rave where I was the events 'tog, then ended up shagging 3 super models in under 5 hours. The rest of the girls were Japanese students. I win?

It's only an opinion, it's your bike at the end of the day, as long as you have fun that's all that matters really. Although in my opinion, having your own name on a frame in a gash font isn't cool.

LAMBRINI.

You've got a real nice-to-watch style, but that bike looks MILES too big for you, haha, it just doesn't look natural. Keep up the good riding dude.

I'll ride with you crazy kids sometime, I'm kind of near knowle if that helps?

How do you pinch gap?

Whats the biz with Brum now, can't you ride there anymore? What's all this banning? Telford centre is shit to ride, Wellington isn't too bad, nor is Shrewsbury. Wolvohampton is alright too, but Brum is the daddy.

Stickers make your bike look well tacky, and that green looks like when I was sick from a dodgy kebab after a £1 an alco-pop night.

The lever looks no bigger than like 90mm? Might be because it looks fairly chunky.

Is the lever blade that short?

Can you not get him f**ked for taking pictures of under 18's? Or is it under 16?

540 meters of clingfilm...

T in the park? Fag...

I had some absolute brand new spankers about a month ago, and let them go for £50. Bad times...

No shit, lol.

What happened?

Haha I remember that, Tomm is pretty wack on a bike though.

Yeah, I think I'm going to go for a retest, my knob smells like death.

You told me you loved me, whilst staring deep into my eyes.

What makes them that much better than the 'jap crap suzuki things'?