Fishy

Schwalbe Crazy Bob are awesome, make a nice squeek when you skid too, and from memory they don't seem to be that heavy.

A little bit of a tar makes any brake pad work mint though.

Market Drayton is about 10 mins from me. Bad times.

I've literally tabbed over 6 miles being chased by the local asian hardmen family of the west mids, not something I want to repeat soon.

The bash may need to be worn down a little bit on the inside where the chain runs. Edit: Or it could be the wrong pitch, try using a bmx chain?

When I'm riding along I can feel the flex in them!(but then again I am a fatty) Trialtechs sound like a good option next.

Not this year, I'm working all weekend I'm afraid. BUT I WILL MAKE AN APPEARANCE IN BIRMINGHAM SOON. Promise

Yeah man, sounds like a plan.

Green stem, red rear hub and blue pedals, tasty.

Now with pictures!

Spec: Echo Control Short 07. Echo forks. Hope stem. Trialtech bars. Hope Mono Trial Carbon front brake. HS33 RimJam Blues, Fresh Products lever, Goodridge braided hose. Onza Hog front wheel. Hope Pro II on Alex rim. Middleburns Odyssey Pedals Graffles. Tensile Headset.

What are the ones that bite then?

I think I meant wolf spiders? I'm not sure, they bite and it kinda feels like a wasp sting.

We do get huntsman big f**k off poisonous spiders in the UK, we've had a few recently near my house.

Not really, he's a fatty. Sick bike, shame it's all scratched now

Video or it didn't happen.

Can't see why not if the masses want them to f**k off?

I love you simps.

I was out riding with Bigman a while back, and some Mormons came over and started spouting shit. I tried to get away, but they were being quite forward about it all and wouldn't f**k off. Bigman starts to ride away and notices a group of chavs congregating close by so told them I was being hassled/started on by Mormons. I thought I was going to get my head kicked in, but it was safe to say they fled pretty quickly. Also mate of mine was told he was going to hell because he was black, he picked up this guys sign then threw it into the middle of the road under a bus. Religious people in the street make my day to day life waaaay more amusing. Bless 'em.

Telford is the most un-holy place in the UK (or least amount of church goers as a percentage), the church have sent missionaries here to try and sort us out. FUCK THE SYSTEM

Just get an sj.

That isn't really old skool, it's from around 03-04 isn't it? Have to agree with the majority and say it looks naff, ditch the seat, get some new cranks, and sort out a proper ss kit and it'll look a lot better. I'd also change the bar and stem at some point, maybe have a look at getting some azonic risers or some other riser bars.

Spray paint? Sand your handlebars down a little bit so it's rough, spray the paint in your grips, put them on then leave for 24 hours.

And you didn't spark her the f**k out?